《Why Don’t Women Like Me?》歌词

[00:00:00] Why Don'T Women Like Me? - George Formby

[00:00:05] Now I know I'm not handsome

[00:00:08] No good looks or wealth

[00:00:11] But the girls I chase say my plain face

[00:00:13] Will compromise their health

[00:00:16] Now I know fellahs worse than me

[00:00:19] Bow-legged and boss-eyed

[00:00:21] Walking out with lovely women

[00:00:24] Clinging to their side

[00:00:27] Now if women like them like men like those

[00:00:29] Why don't women like me

[00:00:32] Look at Empress Josephine

[00:00:35] The most attractive woman that ever was seen

[00:00:38] Yet Napoleon short and fat

[00:00:40] Captivates a lovely looking girl like that

[00:00:43] Now if women like them like men like those

[00:00:46] Why don't women like me hey-hey

[00:00:48] Why don't women like me

[00:00:51] Last night I went out walking

[00:00:53] My intentions were to click

[00:00:56] But the sights I saw while walking out

[00:00:59] They nearly made me sick

[00:01:01] I saw a lot of lovely girls

[00:01:04] Attractive little dears

[00:01:07] Arm in arm with ugly men

[00:01:10] With cauliflower ears

[00:01:12] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:01:15] Why don't women like me

[00:01:18] What can the attraction be

[00:01:20] That's the thing that always starts to worry me

[00:01:23] Although I haven't got a bean

[00:01:26] I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen

[00:01:29] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:01:31] Why don't women like me hey-hey

[00:01:34] Why don't women like me

[00:01:37] Now I went on my holidays

[00:01:40] Down to the gay seaside

[00:01:42] I saw a lot of things there

[00:01:45] Being hidden by the tide

[00:01:48] The way the women jumped around

[00:01:51] The men there in the sea

[00:01:53] Made me think that there

[00:01:55] Is still a good chance left for me

[00:01:59] 'Cause if women like them like men like those

[00:02:01] Why don't women like me

[00:02:04] Of all the shapes and sizes there

[00:02:07] I've got a chance of clicking yet I do declare

[00:02:10] Oh I don't want to be a nark

[00:02:12] I saw a lot of things below the water mark

[00:02:15] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:02:18] Why don't women like me hey-hey

[00:02:21] Why don't women like me

[00:02:47] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:02:50] Why don't women like me

[00:02:53] Take Lord Nelson with one limb

[00:02:56] Lady William Hamilton she fell for him

[00:02:58] With one eye and one arm gone west

[00:03:01] She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest

[00:03:04] Well if women like them like men like those

[00:03:07] Why don't women like me hey-hey

[00:03:09] Why don't women like me