《Auntie Maggie’s Remedy》歌词

[00:00:00] Auntie Maggie's Remedy - George Formby

[00:00:08] Now there's all sorts of

[00:00:10] Medicines that you can buy

[00:00:13] No matter what ailment you've got

[00:00:17] But I know a special one you ought to try

[00:00:21] You'll find it's the best of the lot

[00:00:25] It's my Auntie Maggies home made remedy

[00:00:29] It's guaranteed never to fail

[00:00:34] That's the stuff that will do the trick

[00:00:37] It's sold at every chemist

[00:00:39] For one and a kick

[00:00:41] Now if you've got lumbago

[00:00:43] Rheumatics or gout

[00:00:45] Or a pain in your Robert E Lee

[00:00:50] Don't kick up a shindy

[00:00:52] You'll never get windy with

[00:00:54] Auntie Maggies remedy

[00:00:58] If you set your alarm clock

[00:01:01] For eight in the morning

[00:01:03] You're bound to wake up I'll agree

[00:01:07] But I'll bet you by heaven

[00:01:09] You'll wake up at seven

[00:01:11] With my Auntie Maggies remedy

[00:01:15] In a young ladys bedroom

[00:01:17] I went by mistake

[00:01:19] My intentions were honest you see

[00:01:23] She shouted with laughter haha

[00:01:26] I know what youre after

[00:01:27] It's my Auntie Maggies remedy yes sir

[00:01:31] Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy

[00:01:36] It's guaranteed never to fail

[00:01:40] That's the stuff that will do the trick

[00:01:45] It's sold at every chemist

[00:01:46] For one and a kick

[00:01:48] Now when the baby starts

[00:01:49] Crying there's always a reason

[00:01:53] And if you inspect him you'll see

[00:01:57] The poor little chappy

[00:01:59] Has covered his nappy

[00:02:01] With Auntie Maggies remedy

[00:02:05] Now I went to a doctor I wasnt too well

[00:02:09] And he made me lie on the settee

[00:02:13] He said there's trouble brewing

[00:02:16] You've been overdoing

[00:02:18] Your Auntie Maggies remedy

[00:02:22] Now I know a girl who

[00:02:24] Was putting on weight

[00:02:26] In a spot where it just shouldn't be

[00:02:30] So I said to Nellie

[00:02:32] Now you rub your ankle with

[00:02:35] Auntie Maggies remedy