《TMZ》歌词

[00:00:00] TMZ - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:07] You're sort of famous

[00:00:08] A minor celebrity

[00:00:11] And so it only makes sense

[00:00:13] The world would be

[00:00:14] Obsessed with every

[00:00:16] Single thing you do

[00:00:21] They're running 'round

[00:00:22] With their camcorders in the night

[00:00:25] They lurk impatienly

[00:00:26] In hope that they just might

[00:00:29] See something really embarrassing

[00:00:32] You do

[00:00:35] The bad hair day and sweat stained t shirts

[00:00:39] That's the story that

[00:00:41] They are gonna feature

[00:00:42] With exclusive pics

[00:00:44] Of your flabby behind

[00:00:45] You think you're all alone

[00:00:47] But that's right when you'll find

[00:00:49] A bunch of paparazzi

[00:00:51] Popping out of nowhere

[00:00:53] Cameras in your face

[00:00:55] And then suddenly

[00:00:58] We

[00:00:59] You're on TMZ

[00:01:02] You're on TMZ

[00:01:07] Following you

[00:01:09] When you're walking down the street

[00:01:11] And asking stupid questions

[00:01:13] While you're trying to eat

[00:01:15] So you cover your face

[00:01:17] Thinking to yourself

[00:01:19] Hey isn't this creepy

[00:01:21] And they are there praying

[00:01:23] You'll have a big meltdown

[00:01:25] And take a mono lethal car chase

[00:01:28] Through this whole town

[00:01:29] They'll be there with you

[00:01:30] When you're going to jail

[00:01:32] First on the scene

[00:01:33] For every wardrobe fail

[00:01:36] You just picked up some transvestite

[00:01:39] Seconds later

[00:01:41] It's up on the website

[00:01:43] Get a vegas wedding

[00:01:44] A quickie divorce

[00:01:46] And they'll be

[00:01:47] Sneaking in

[00:01:48] Snapping pictures of course

[00:01:49] And if they ever catch you

[00:01:52] Picking your nose

[00:01:53] Or storming down the street

[00:01:56] In a drunken spree

[00:01:59] You're on TMZ

[00:02:04] Stalking you just waiting by a frontal

[00:02:08] Trailing you through

[00:02:10] Airport security

[00:02:14] They were TMZ

[00:02:17] They were TMZ

[00:02:19] We caught this oscar nominee picking up dof poop

[00:02:22] Is that a baby back there

[00:02:23] I pronounce you guilty

[00:02:24] Of leaving the house while fat

[00:02:26] Look who's drinking Coffee

[00:02:28] Everything celebrities do is fascinating

[00:02:31] Oh let me tell you

[00:02:32] It's getting to the point

[00:02:34] Where a famous person can't

[00:02:36] Even get a DUI

[00:02:37] Or go on a racist rant

[00:02:40] Those guys are all around

[00:02:41] So you really shouldn't dare

[00:02:43] Go to every club in town

[00:02:45] If you've flate your underwear

[00:02:48] Seems that every single time

[00:02:51] A star decides to shave her hair

[00:02:54] Or ram their car into a tree

[00:02:58] They're on TMZ

[00:03:03] If they catch you peeing in the bushes

[00:03:06] Later on that night

[00:03:09] Well I guarantee

[00:03:12] You're on TMZ

[00:03:16] You're on TMZ

[00:03:19] You're on TMZ

[00:03:22] Every single celebrity

[00:03:27] Knows they're gonna be

[00:03:30] They're on TMZ

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