《Lunchlady Land(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] "This is a song..."

[00:00:02] "This is uhh, This is a new song..."

[00:00:08] "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..."

[00:00:14] "The Lunchlady"

[00:00:16] [Laughing

[00:00:25] Woke up in the morning

[00:00:28] Put on my new plastic glove

[00:00:33] Served some reheated salisbury steak

[00:00:36] With a little slice of love

[00:00:42] Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of

[00:00:50] Just know everything's doing fine

[00:00:52] Down here in Lunchlady Land

[00:01:04] Well I wear this on my head

[00:01:09] 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out

[00:01:14] I wear these brown orthopedic shoes

[00:01:17] 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout

[00:01:22] I know you want seconds on the corndogs

[00:01:25] But there's no reason to shout

[00:01:30] Everybody gets enough food

[00:01:32] Down here in Lunchlady Land

[00:01:44] Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes

[00:01:51] And my breath reeks of tuna

[00:01:54] And there's lots of black hairsing out of my nose

[00:02:00] In Lunchlady Land your dreamse true

[00:02:04] Clouds made of carrots and peas

[00:02:09] Mountains built of shepherds pie

[00:02:13] And rivers made of macaroni and cheese

[00:02:17] But don't forget to return your trays

[00:02:20] And try to ignore my gum disease

[00:02:26] No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land

[00:02:39] Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders

[00:02:42] Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders

[00:02:44] Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans

[00:02:46] Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders

[00:02:50] Navy beans, navy beans

[00:02:51] Meatloaf sandwich

[00:02:54] Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[00:02:57] Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[00:03:01] Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[00:03:04] Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[00:03:07] Well I dreamt one morning

[00:03:10] That I woke up to see

[00:03:11] All the pepperoni pizza

[00:03:12] Was a-looking at me

[00:03:15] It screamed, why do you burn me

[00:03:17] And serve me up cold

[00:03:18] I said I got the spatula

[00:03:20] Just do what you're told

[00:03:22] Then the liver & onions

[00:03:24] Started joining the fight

[00:03:26] And the chocolate pudding

[00:03:27] Pushed me with all its might

[00:03:29] And the chop suey slapped me

[00:03:31] And it kicked me in the head

[00:03:33] It's called revenge Lunchlady

[00:03:35] Said the garlic bread

[00:03:36] I said what did I do

[00:03:38] To make you all so mad

[00:03:39] They said you got flabby arms

[00:03:42] And your breath is bad

[00:03:43] Then the green beans said

[00:03:45] You better run and hide

[00:03:47] But then my friend sloppy joe came

[00:03:49] And joined my side

[00:03:51] He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady

[00:03:53] The kids wouldn't eatcha

[00:03:55] You should be shakin' her hand

[00:03:56] And sayin' please to meet ya

[00:03:59] She gives you a purpose

[00:04:01] And she gives you a goal

[00:04:03] You should be kissin' her feet

[00:04:04] And kissin' her mole

[00:04:11] Now all the angry foods

[00:04:13] Just leave me alone

[00:04:14] And we all live together

[00:04:16] In a happy home

[00:04:18] Thanks to

[00:04:19] Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[00:04:22] Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[00:04:25] Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[00:04:29] Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe

[00:04:33] Well me & sloppy joe got married

[00:04:40] We got six kids and we're doing' just fine

[00:04:43] Down in Lunchlady Land