《Hot Water Burn Baby (Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Father：Well Ryan tomorrow's a big day Your mom's coming home

[00:00:03] From the hospital with your new baby sister

[00:00:05] Ryan：baby sister

[00:00:06] Father：That's right baby sister

[00:00:07] Ryan：baby sister

[00:00:08] Father：So uh I think now is the time for us to go over

[00:00:11] Some safety rules for when you're around your new baby sister

[00:00:14] Ryan：saftey rules

[00:00:15] Father：Okay rule number one：Always wash your hands before touching the baby

[00:00:20] Ryan：wash hands

[00:00:21] Father：Do you know why

[00:00:22] Ryan：no

[00:00:23] Father：Well because sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs

[00:00:26] Are bad for the baby cause they can make the baby sick

[00:00:30] Ryan：germs make baby sick

[00:00:31] Father：That's right that's right Ryan Germs make baby sick

[00:00:33] Ryan：germs make the baby sick

[00:00:35] Father：Okay rule number two

[00:00:37] Ryan：more rules

[00:00:38] Father：Don't feed the baby anything

[00:00:40] Ryan：don't feed the baby

[00:00:41] Father：That's right

[00:00:42] Ryan：why

[00:00:42] Father：Well because the baby needs to eat special baby food

[00:00:45] Ryan：why

[00:00:45] Father：Oh well other food is bad for the baby

[00:00:48] Ryan：other food bad for the baby

[00:00:49] Father：That's right good Now rule number three

[00:00:51] Ryan：more rules

[00:00:53] Father：Never take hot water near the baby because

[00:00:55] Hot water will burn the baby

[00:00:57] Ryan：water bad for the baby

[00:00:58] Father：Well not all water just hot water

[00:01:00] Ryan：yes

[00:01:01] Father：Cause hot water will burn the baby

[00:01:03] Ryan：i don't understand daddy

[00:01:05] Father：Okay see this glass of water that I'm drinking

[00:01:08] Ryan：yes

[00:01:08] Father：Well this water is okay for the baby

[00:01:10] Ryan：yes

[00:01:10] Father：Here touch the glass

[00:01:12] Ryan：yes

[00:01:12] Father：See it's nice and cool

[00:01:13] Ryan：yes

[00:01:14] Father：Now if this was hot water that would be bad

[00:01:16] Because hot water can burn the baby

[00:01:19] Ryan：hot water burn baby

[00:01:20] Father：Yes hot water burn baby

[00:01:22] Ryan：hot water burn baby

[00:01:23] Father：Yes yes hot water burn baby

[00:01:25] Ryan：hot water burn your baby

[00:01:26] Father：Yes

[00:01:26] Ryan：baby can't go in swimming pool

[00:01:28] Father：Oh no the swimming pool is okay Swimming pool water is cool

[00:01:32] Ryan：yes

[00:01:32] Father：That's alright

[00:01:33] Ryan：yes

[00:01:33] Father：But the jacuzzi is bad because that water

[00:01:36] Is hot and hot water will burn the baby

[00:01:38] Ryan：hot water burn the baby

[00:01:39] Father：Yes

[00:01:39] Ryan：hot water burn the baby

[00:01:40] Father：Yes Now say you made a cup of tea

[00:01:43] Would you take that near the baby

[00:01:45] Ryan：yea baby like tea

[00:01:46] Father：No Ryan uh I don't think you get it yet

[00:01:49] Ryan：baby no like tea

[00:01:50] Father：Well I'm sure the baby will like tea but what do you make tea with

[00:01:54] Ryan：hot water

[00:01:55] Father：Right and what did we say about hot water

[00:02:00] Ryan：oh hot water burn baby

[00:02:01] Father：Yes hot water burn baby

[00:02:03] Ryan：hot water burn baby

[00:02:03] Father：That's right so no tea near the baby

[00:02:06] Ryan：hot water burn baby

[00:02:07] Father：Yes

[00:02:08] Ryan：baby no take bath

[00:02:09] Father：No bath water is warm Warm is okay

[00:02:12] Ryan：yes

[00:02:12] Father：Hot is bad

[00:02:13] Ryan：yes hot water burn baby

[00:02:15] Father：Yes hot water burn baby

[00:02:17] Ryan：hot water burn baby

[00:02:18] Father：I think you're gettin' it

[00:02:19] Ryan：hot water burn baby

[00:02:20] Father：That's right Ryan

[00:02:21] Ryan：hot water burn baby

[00:02:21] Father：NOW DON'T YOU EVER FORGET THAT

[00:02:25] Narrator：30 year later

[00:02:25] Wife：Hey Ryan what are you doing out there

[00:02:28] Ryan：Just watchin' the discovery channel

[00:02:31] Wife：Well dinner's gonna be ready in about five minutes

[00:02:33] Ryan：Aw great baby aight I'll be in in a few momentos Lemme just wind down

[00:02:37] Garbled

[00:02:37] Wife：Okay honey

[00:02:40] Ryan：Yeah

[00:02:40] TV：The villagers of Pasquan

[00:02:42] Ryan：Pasquan

[00:02:42] TV：have a very bizarre and painful way of welcoming their infants into the community

[00:02:45] Ryan：

[00:02:46] Garbled

[00:02:46] TV：Unfortunately the death rate from this ritual is a mortifying 90 percent

[00:02:50] Ryan：My God

[00:02:50] TV：That explains the Pasquan's low population

[00:02:51] Ryan：Yeah it does

[00:02:51] TV：On the first full moon of Autumn all the Pasquanian mothers

[00:02:54] Wrap their new borns in traditional hand painted deerskin

[00:03:04] Ryan：Deerskin

[00:03:04] TV：which have been passed along from generation to generation

[00:03:06] Ryan：That's nice

[00:03:06] TV：The entire Pasquan population then forms a circle

[00:03:09] On the sacred battlefield of Chin Chara

[00:03:13] Ryan：ya yara

[00:03:13] TV：Each Pasquanian baby is then passed hand to hand around the circle

[00:03:16] Ryan：Wow

[00:03:16] TV：four times

[00:03:16] Ryan：Four times

[00:03:16] TV：Once for the sun

[00:03:17] Ryan：Hmm

[00:03:17] TV：once for the moon

[00:03:17] Ryan：The moon

[00:03:18] TV：once for the earth

[00:03:18] Ryan：The earth

[00:03:18] TV：and once for the wind

[00:03:20] Ryan：The wind too

[00:03:23] TV：When the babies arrive back in their mother's hands

[00:03:30] They are marched in procession to the Pasquanian natural hot springs

[00:03:32] Ryan：What

[00:03:32] TV：where the ceremonial purification will be completed

[00:03:35] Ryan：What are you saying here

[00:03:40] TV：As we watch the mothers take their progeny out of the deerskin shells

[00:03:44] Ryan：No

[00:03:44] TV：and dunk them into the steaming water

[00:03:46] Ryan：No No Hot water burn baby Hot water burn baby

[00:03:51] Father：That's right Ryan Hot water burn baby

[00:03:53] Ryan：Hot water burn baby

[00:03:54] Wife：Ryan What's going on out there Are you okay

[00:03:56] Ryan：Hot water burn baby

[00:03:58] Father：Hot water burn most definitely burn baby

[00:04:01] Ryan：Hot water burn baby

[00:04:02] Father：That's right Ryan Hot water burn baby

[00:04:05] Ryan：Hot water burn baby

[00:04:07] Father：You are a b***h Ryan

[00:04:07] Ryan：Hot water burn baby

[00:04:08] Wife：Ryan are you alright

[00:04:10] Father：Hot water burn the baby

[00:04:11] Ryan：Hot water burn baby

[00:04:12] Wife：Ryan

[00:04:12] Father：What are you gonna do w***e

[00:04:14] Wife：Ryan

[00:04:14] Ryan：Hot water burn baby

[00:04:15] Father：b***h

[00:04:15] Wife：Ryan What's going on out there

[00:04:17] Ryan：Hot water burn baby

[00:04:18] Father：w***e

[00:04:18] Wife：Who are you talking to

[00:04:19] Father：b***h

[00:04:19] Ryan：I'm talking to the man

[00:04:20] Father：w***e

[00:04:20] Ryan：Hot water burn baby

[00:04:21] Wife：Ryan

[00:04:21] Father：b***h Ryan is a w***e