《Sweet Beatrice (Album Version)》歌词

[00:06:55] Hanging with my sweet amour

[00:06:55] She came out with a lion's roar

[00:06:55] Yelling, I'm going to the corner store,

[00:06:55] Be back at quarter to four

[00:06:55] Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer

[00:06:55] She can be like a maiden from the days of yore

[00:06:55] Hanging out at Studio 54

[00:06:55] Break dancing on the slick brick disco floor

[00:06:55] With Lionel Richie

[00:06:55] Who, by the way, was a Commodore

[00:06:55] One time she gave mouth-to-mouth to a snaggle tooth boar

[00:06:55] Who couldn't breath right since the Vietnam War

[00:06:55] Then she played Chinese Checkers with Skeletor

[00:06:55] And went camping with Eva Gabor

[00:06:55] She's my sweet (sweet, sweet) Beatrice

[00:06:55] She's my sweet (sweet, sweet) Beatrice

[00:06:55] She's my sweet (sweet, sweet) Beatrice

[00:06:55] And she's coming home

[00:06:55] I got a picture of her down by the seashore

[00:06:55] Wearing a bikini made of purple velour

[00:06:55] Her hair's up like Conway Twitty's pompadour

[00:06:55] With the smile of Guy LeFleur

[00:06:55] She got the ups and downs like an elevator

[00:06:55] But deep inside she's a marshmellow smore

[00:06:55] Can bake a cake as big as Jupitor

[00:06:55] Either or, neithor nor

[00:06:55] She'll share it with your Labrador

[00:06:55] She can run faster than a blazing meteor

[00:06:55] Loves Winnie the Pooh and his friend Eeyore

[00:06:55] Can make a pipe out of an apple core

[00:06:55] That's a trick she learned from Roberto Parrish

[00:06:55] Down in Ecuador

[00:06:55] You know why?

[00:06:55] She's my sweet (sweet, sweet) Beatrice

[00:06:55] She's my sweet (sweet, sweet) Beatrice

[00:06:55] She's my sweet (sweet, sweet) Beatrice

[00:06:55] And she's coming home

[00:06:55] Well, for sure she opened the door

[00:06:55] Whipped out a 3 foot fishing lure

[00:06:55] Sexually, that made me insecure

[00:06:55] Like the time I was a roadie

[00:06:55] On Elton John's tour

[00:06:55] She said, let's go catch some Piscatore

[00:06:55] I said, Beatrice, you don't eat fish no more

[00:06:55] She said, By God, you're right

[00:06:55] So we took ourselves a snore

[00:06:55] And when we woke up 10 hours later

[00:06:55] We made Love Du Jour

[00:06:55] She's my sweet (sweet, sweet) Beatrice

[00:06:55] She's my sweet (sweet, sweet) Beatrice

[00:06:55] She's my sweet (sweet, sweet) Beatrice

[00:06:55] And she came home

[00:06:55] (she's my sweetie, sweet, sweet, sweetie)

[00:06:55] Sweet Beatrice

[00:06:55] She likes to clean out the attic every now and then

[00:06:55] (she's my sweetie, sweet, sweet, sweetie)

[00:06:55] She's gonna knit me a brand new golfing bag

[00:06:55] (she's my sweetie, sweet, sweet, sweetie)

[00:06:55] We gonna watch ourselves a John Wayne movie

[00:06:55] (she's my sweetie, sweet, sweet, sweetie)

[00:06:55] Then we gonna free all the doggies at the kennel

[00:06:55] (she's my sweetie, oh, yeah)

[00:06:55] She gonna try on my third grade mittens

[00:06:55] She'll keep 'em on even though they're way too small

[00:06:55] (oh, yeah, she's my sweetie)

[00:06:55] Well, she ain't never gonna hurt me

[00:06:55] She ain't never gonna let me down

[00:06:55] She ain't never gonna tell nobody

[00:06:55] I'm afraid of birds and spiders

[00:06:55] Well, Bea-bea-bea-beatrice

[00:06:55] Bea-bea-bea-beatrice

[00:06:55] Bea-bea-bea-beatrice

[00:06:55] Bea-bea-bea-beatrice

[00:06:55] Bea-bea-bea-beatrice

[00:06:55] Bea-bea-bea-beatrice

[00:06:55] And she loves Pat Summerall

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