《Dee Wee(My Friend the Massive Idiot) (Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:17] He said he'd be here at seven

[00:00:21] The clock just hit 7:22

[00:00:24] It's too cold outside

[00:00:25] To wait for my ride

[00:00:26] Watching mama try out a new doo

[00:00:28] Bruins

[00:00:29] He said he'd be here at seven

[00:00:31] But it just hit 7:35

[00:00:32] Already

[00:00:33] Here in brockton mass

[00:00:34] I got my thumb in my a*s

[00:00:36] Mama's combing up a big beehive

[00:00:37] Celtics

[00:00:38] Where the f**k is he

[00:00:43] Where the f**k is he

[00:00:46] The b***h doesn't even bother calling

[00:00:50] Even though it's 7:44

[00:00:51] I fell asleep pally

[00:00:52] I'm feeling kinda antsy

[00:00:54] Mama's getting fancy

[00:00:55] Slicking back a wet pompadour

[00:00:56] Red sox

[00:00:58] He said he'd be here at seven

[00:00:59] It's closing in on 8:01

[00:01:01] Trimmin' the 'stache kid

[00:01:02] Me lookin' like a sap

[00:01:04] In a wool knit cap

[00:01:05] Mama's next move is a bun

[00:01:06] F**kin' patriots

[00:01:07] Where the f**k is he

[00:01:08] My pants are still in the dryer dude

[00:01:12] Where the f**k is he

[00:01:14] I couldn't find my f**kin' snowboots pal

[00:01:16] I wish I had a car

[00:01:20] Huge huge hangover

[00:01:23] Oh no

[00:01:23] Massive hailstorm massive hailstorm massive

[00:01:31] That stupid little punk

[00:01:32] He's probably f**kin' drunk

[00:01:34] I bet he drank a case

[00:01:35] Wanna pop him in the face right now

[00:01:37] Mama's eyebrow

[00:01:40] Wicked good

[00:01:40] Wicked good

[00:01:41] Oh god

[00:01:42] Wicked good

[00:01:42] Wicked good

[00:01:43] F**k yeah

[00:01:44] Wicked good

[00:01:45] Wicked good

[00:01:46] Pisser

[00:01:47] Well my friend is still a no show

[00:01:50] And I'm getting' f**king pissed

[00:01:52] Why

[00:01:52] 'Cause I could've gone with charlie

[00:01:54] In the side of his harley

[00:01:55] Mama's on the phone with a stylist

[00:01:57] F**k charlie

[00:01:58] So I guess I ain't going out tonight

[00:02:00] 'Cause the digits say 12:09

[00:02:01] S**t faced

[00:02:02] But call the operator

[00:02:04] 'Cause one perm later

[00:02:05] Mama's hair sure do look fine

[00:02:07] Heffenreffer

[00:02:07] Where the f**k is he

[00:02:08] Ah ha ha my stepfather was tellin' me a wicked funny

[00:02:12] Joke

[00:02:12] Where the f**k is he

[00:02:13] Ah ha ha I forgot it though

[00:02:17] I wish I had a car

[00:02:22] I wish I had a car

[00:02:25] A cop pulled me over buddy

[00:02:27] I wish I went with charlie

[00:02:30] 5 2 blood level state record

[00:02:32] I could have gone with charlie

[00:02:33] I'm in a wicked mess of trouble haha

[00:02:40] He gotta dee wee

[00:02:43] He gotta dee wee

[00:02:48] He gotta dee wee