《The Chanukah Song Part 3 (Movie Version)》歌词

[00:04:18] Put on your yamulke

[00:04:18] It's time for Chanukah

[00:04:18] Once again it's onaka

[00:04:18] The miracle of Chanukah

[00:04:18] Chanukah is the Festival of Lights

[00:04:18] One day of presents?

[00:04:18] Hell, no, we get Eight Crazy Nights

[00:04:18] But if you fell like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree

[00:04:18] I guess my first two songs didn't do it for you

[00:04:18] So here comes number three

[00:04:18] Ross and Phoebe from Friends say the Chanukah blessing

[00:04:18] So does Lenny's pall Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing

[00:04:18] Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mix meat with dairy

[00:04:18] Maybe they shoulda called that show Little Kosher House on the Prairie?

[00:04:18] We've got Jerry Lewis, Ben Stiller and Jack Black

[00:04:18] Tom Arnold converted to Judaism but you guys can have him back

[00:04:18] We may not get to kiss underneath the mistletoe

[00:04:18] But we can do it all night long with Deuce Bigelow

[00:04:18] I'm Jewish

[00:04:18] Put on your yamulke, here comes Chanukah

[00:04:18] The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmoniaca

[00:04:18] Celebrates Chanukah

[00:04:18] Osama Bin Laden

[00:04:18] Not a big fan of the Jews

[00:04:18] Well maybe that 's because he lost a figure-skating match to gold medalist Sarah Hughes-Her mama's Jewish

[00:04:18] Houdini and David Blaine escape strait jackets with such precision

[00:04:18] But the one thing they could not get out of-their painful circumcision

[00:04:18] Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish but a full-time Oscar winner

[00:04:18] Jennifer Connely's half Jewish, too, and I'd like to put some more in her

[00:04:18] There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrel, Beck and Paula Abdul

[00:04:18] Joey Ramone invented punk rock music, but first came Hebrew school

[00:04:18] Hey, Natalie Portmanika?

[00:04:18] It's time to celebrate Chanukah?

[00:04:18] I hope you get an abtronika

[00:04:18] On this joyful, toyful Chanukah

[00:04:18] So get a high colonika

[00:04:18] And soil your long Johnikas

[00:04:18] If you really, really wannaka?

[00:04:18] Have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,...

[00:04:18] Happy Chanukah!