《UHF(Single Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] UHF (Single Version) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:15] Put down your remote control

[00:00:17] Throw out your TV Guide

[00:00:22] Put away your jacket

[00:00:24] There's no need to go outside

[00:00:29] Don't you know that we control the horizontal

[00:00:34] We control the verticle too

[00:00:38] We gonna make a couch potato out of you

[00:00:43] That's what we gonna do now

[00:00:45] Don't change the channel

[00:00:47] Don't touch that dial

[00:00:49] We got it all on UHF

[00:00:52] Kick off your sneakers

[00:00:54] Stick around for a while

[00:00:57] We got it all on UHF

[00:01:00] Don't worry 'bout your laundry

[00:01:01] Forget about your job

[00:01:03] Just crank up the volume

[00:01:05] And yank off the knob

[00:01:07] We got it all we got it all we got it all on UHF

[00:01:19] Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink

[00:01:25] You better put away your homework

[00:01:27] Prime time ain't no time to think

[00:01:32] All you do is make yourself a TV dinner

[00:01:37] Press your face right up against the screen

[00:01:41] We gonna show you thangs you ain't ever seen

[00:01:46] If you know what I mean now

[00:01:49] Don't change the channel

[00:01:50] Don't touch that dial

[00:01:52] We got it all on UHF

[00:01:56] Kick off your sneakers

[00:01:58] Stick around for a while

[00:02:00] We got it all on UHF

[00:02:03] Don't worry 'bout your laundry

[00:02:05] Forget about your job

[00:02:07] Just crank up the volume

[00:02:09] And yank off the knob

[00:02:10] We got it all we got it all

[00:02:12] We got it all on UHF

[00:02:18] You can watch us all day

[00:02:20] You can watch us all night

[00:02:22] You can watch us any time that you please

[00:02:25] You can sit around and stare at the picture tube

[00:02:29] 'Till your brain turns into cottage cheese

[00:02:32] Well now

[00:02:33] Don't change the channel

[00:02:35] Don't touch that dial

[00:02:37] We got it all on UHF

[00:02:41] Kick off your sneakers

[00:02:43] Stick around for a while

[00:02:45] We got it all on UHF

[00:02:48] Don't worry 'bout your laundry

[00:02:50] Forget about your job

[00:02:51] Just crank up the volume

[00:02:54] And yank off the knob

[00:02:55] We got it all we got it all

[00:02:57] We got it all on UHF

[00:03:00] We got it all on UHF (UHF)

[00:03:03] We got it all on UHF (UHF)

[00:03:07] We got it all on UHF (UHF)

[00:03:11] We got it all on UHF (we got it all)

[00:03:15] We got it all on UHF (UHF)

[00:03:18] We got it all on UHF (UHF)

[00:03:22] We got it all on UHF (UHF)

[00:03:26] We got it all on UHF (we got it all)

[00:03:30] We got it all on UHF (we got it)

[00:03:33] We got it all on UHF (we got it all)

[00:03:37] We got it all on UHF (we got it all)

[00:03:41] We got it all on UHF