《Fat》歌词

[00:00:00] Fat (肥胖) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:18] Your butt is wide

[00:00:20] Well mine is too

[00:00:22] Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you

[00:00:26] The word is out

[00:00:28] Better treat me right

[00:00:30] 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite

[00:00:34] Ham on ham on

[00:00:36] Ham on whole wheat all right

[00:00:42] My zippers bust

[00:00:44] My buckles break

[00:00:46] I'm too much man for you to take

[00:00:51] The pavement cracks when I fall down

[00:00:55] I've got more chins than Chinatown

[00:00:59] Well

[00:00:59] I've never used a phone booth

[00:01:01] And I've never seen my toes

[00:01:03] When I'm goin' to the movies

[00:01:05] I take up seven rows

[00:01:06] Because I'm fat

[00:01:08] Fat fat

[00:01:09] Come on

[00:01:09] Really really fat

[00:01:11] You know I'm fat

[00:01:12] Fat

[00:01:12] I'm fat

[00:01:13] You know it

[00:01:14] Really really fat

[00:01:15] You know I'm fat

[00:01:16] Fat

[00:01:16] I'm fat

[00:01:17] Come on

[00:01:18] Really really fat

[00:01:18] You know

[00:01:19] Don't you call me pudgy

[00:01:20] Portly or stout

[00:01:21] Just now tell me once again who's fat

[00:01:32] When I walk out to get my mail

[00:01:36] It measures on the Richter scale

[00:01:40] Down at the beach I'm a lucky man

[00:01:44] I'm the only one who gets a tan

[00:01:48] If I have one more pie a la mode

[00:01:52] I'm gonna need my own zip code

[00:01:56] When you're only having seconds

[00:01:58] I'm having twenty-thirds

[00:02:00] When I go to get my shoes shined

[00:02:02] I gotta take their word

[00:02:04] Because I'm fat

[00:02:05] Fat

[00:02:05] I'm fat

[00:02:06] Sha mone

[00:02:07] Really really fat

[00:02:08] You know I'm fat

[00:02:09] Fat

[00:02:09] I'm fat

[00:02:10] You know it

[00:02:11] Really really fat

[00:02:12] You know I'm fat

[00:02:13] Fat

[00:02:14] I'm fat

[00:02:14] You know it

[00:02:15] Really really fat

[00:02:16] You know

[00:02:17] And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds

[00:02:19] Lemme tell you once again who's fat

[00:02:37] If you see me comin' your way

[00:02:39] Better give me plenty space

[00:02:41] If I tell you that I'm hungry

[00:02:43] Then won't you feed my face

[00:02:45] Because I'm fat

[00:02:46] Fat

[00:02:46] I'm fat

[00:02:47] Sha mone

[00:02:48] Really really fat

[00:02:49] You know I'm fat

[00:02:50] Fat

[00:02:51] I'm fat

[00:02:51] You know it

[00:02:52] Really really fat

[00:02:53] You know I'm fat

[00:02:54] Fat

[00:02:55] I'm fat

[00:02:56] You know it

[00:02:56] Really really fat

[00:02:57] You know

[00:02:58] When I sit around the house

[00:02:59] I really sit around the house

[00:03:01] You know I'm fat

[00:03:02] Fat

[00:03:03] I'm fat

[00:03:04] Sha mone

[00:03:04] Really really fat

[00:03:05] You know I'm fat

[00:03:07] Fat

[00:03:07] I'm fat

[00:03:08] You know it

[00:03:09] Really really fat

[00:03:09] You know it

[00:03:10] You know

[00:03:11] Fat fat

[00:03:11] You know

[00:03:12] You know

[00:03:13] Really really fat

[00:03:13] Come on

[00:03:14] And you know all by myself I'm a crowd

[00:03:16] Lemme tell you once again

[00:03:18] You know I'm huge

[00:03:19] I'm fat

[00:03:19] Fat

[00:03:20] You know it

[00:03:21] Really really fat

[00:03:22] You know I'm fat fat you know hoo

[00:03:25] Really really fat

[00:03:26] You know I'm fat

[00:03:27] Fat

[00:03:28] I'm fat

[00:03:29] You know it

[00:03:29] Really really fat

[00:03:30] You know

[00:03:31] And the whole world knows

[00:03:32] I'm fat and I'm proud

[00:03:33] Just tell me once again who's fat