《Laugh Man》歌词

[00:00:00] Laugh Man - Harry Chapin

[00:00:01] Did you ever hear the one about

[00:00:05] Oh god I love myself

[00:00:07] When I've got it on

[00:00:10] I know I'll live forever babe

[00:00:12] All my fears are gone

[00:00:14] Then suddenly I'm dying

[00:00:17] They turned the laugh track off

[00:00:19] I'm drowning in the silence

[00:00:22] Crucified by coughs

[00:00:26] Oh I am the laugh man

[00:00:30] Half clown and half man

[00:00:33] Half out and half in oh mister can't you see

[00:00:40] I'm s'posed to leave you laughing so why don't you laugh at me

[00:00:50] I started out my starvin'

[00:00:53] Desperate for money

[00:00:55] My belly crackin' dirty jokes

[00:00:57] That did not come out funny

[00:00:59] My neck stuck out so far

[00:01:02] Like a gawky giraffe

[00:01:04] Screaming on a guillotine

[00:01:06] Come on sucker laugh

[00:01:11] Oh I am the laugh man

[00:01:15] Half clown and half man

[00:01:18] Half out and half in oh mister can't you see

[00:01:25] I'm s'posed to leave you laughing so why don't you laugh at me

[00:01:35] I am the guy who always catches the pie

[00:01:40] I specialize in pratfalls

[00:01:43] I am the goon who flashes the moon

[00:01:48] A mouse in a house of catcalls

[00:01:53] I'm your jester your juggler

[00:01:55] Your joker your friend

[00:01:57] I'm nothing more or less

[00:01:59] Than a horse's nether end

[00:02:16] My ego is a bubble

[00:02:18] That I realize just broke

[00:02:21] And alone without a microphone

[00:02:25] My real life's a joke

[00:02:33] Oh I am the laugh man

[00:02:40] Half clown and half man

[00:02:45] Half out and half in oh mister can't you see

[00:02:56] I'm s'posed to leave you laughing so why don't you laugh at me

[00:03:06] I'm s'posed to leave you laughing so why don't you laugh at me

[00:03:18] Did you ever hear the one about