《Swimmin’ With The Wimmin’》歌词

[00:00:00] Swimmin' With The Wimmin' - George Formby

[00:00:09] Now every year about July

[00:00:10] When summer time canes round

[00:00:12] There's lots and lots of people at the seaside to be found

[00:00:17] Some play golf or tennis others like to take a rest

[00:00:21] But here's the kind of exercise that I enjoy the best

[00:00:25] When I go swimmin' with the wimmin'

[00:00:29] Ee I do have a real good time

[00:00:34] Bobbing up and down in the water

[00:00:37] It comes just below my Mason Dixie line

[00:00:42] To see the ladies do their exercises

[00:00:46] You wouldn't think that half of them were slimming

[00:00:50] And when the girls stand up to sneeze

[00:00:52] You can see their housemaids knees

[00:00:54] If you go swimming with the wimming

[00:00:59] Now even when I am at home

[00:01:01] And working day to day

[00:01:02] I always do look forward to my half day holiday

[00:01:07] The people don't invite me out

[00:01:09] They know my half day's mixed

[00:01:11] I go out to the baths that day

[00:01:13] Because the bathing's mixed

[00:01:15] And I go swimming with the wimming

[00:01:19] And I do have a real good time

[00:01:23] I go bobbing up and down in the water

[00:01:27] With a pretty girl whose name is Adeline

[00:01:31] You ought to see her latest bathing costume

[00:01:36] It's nothing but a little bit of trimming

[00:01:39] And what I took to be her face

[00:01:42] Turned out to be a different place

[00:01:44] When I went swimming with the wimning

[00:02:05] One day I went in with some of my relations

[00:02:08] And someone went and pushed my Uncle Jim in

[00:02:12] He came up gasping for his breath

[00:02:14] And shouted "What a lovely death

[00:02:16] To die when swimming with the wimming

[00:02:20] Once I went swimming with the wimming

[00:02:24] And I did feel a big soft thing

[00:02:28] A woman went and fainted in the water

[00:02:32] And where she disappeared it left a ring

[00:02:36] So I jumped in with nearly all my clothes on

[00:02:40] And swam until my eyesight started dimming

[00:02:44] And after fighting for my life

[00:02:46] I found I'd gone and saved the wife

[00:02:48] So I've chucked swimming with the wimming