《Trigger Happy》歌词

[00:00:02] Trigger Happy - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:09] Got an AK-47 well you know it makes me feel all right

[00:00:14] Got an Uzi by my pillow helps me sleep a little better at night

[00:00:21] There's no feeling any greater

[00:00:23] Than to shoot first and ask questions later

[00:00:26] Now I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day

[00:00:32] Well you can't take my guns away I got a

[00:00:34] Constitutional right

[00:00:38] Yeah I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight

[00:00:43] I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson

[00:00:47] That out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson

[00:00:49] Now I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day

[00:00:55] Oh yeah I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:00:58] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:01:00] (Oh baby I'm) trigger trigger happy

[00:01:03] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:01:07] (Oh I'm so) trigger trigger happy

[00:01:09] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:01:13] Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have

[00:01:15] To blow you away

[00:01:19] Oh I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den

[00:01:22] I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again

[00:01:28] Now why'd you have to get so mad

[00:01:32] It's just a lousy flesh wound Dad

[00:01:36] You know I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day

[00:01:42] Oh I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet

[00:01:46] Little Fluffy took a round better take him to the vet

[00:01:54] I filled that kitty cat so full of lead

[00:01:57] We'll have to use him for a pencil instead

[00:01:59] Well I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day

[00:02:05] Oh yeah I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:02:08] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:02:11] (Oh baby I'm) trigger trigger happy

[00:02:14] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:02:17] (Oh I'm so) trigger trigger happy

[00:02:19] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:02:23] Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have

[00:02:25] To blow you away

[00:02:29] Come on and grab your ammo

[00:02:32] What have you got to lose

[00:02:35] We'll all get liquored up

[00:02:38] And shoot at anything that moves

[00:02:41] Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight

[00:02:45] Oh I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight

[00:02:50] I alwaays keep a Magnum in my trunk

[00:02:55] You better ask yourself do you feel lucky punk

[00:02:58] Because I'm trigger happy trigger happy every day

[00:03:04] Oh yeah I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:03:06] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:03:10] (Oh baby I'm) trigger trigger happy

[00:03:12] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:03:16] (Oh I'm so) trigger trigger happy

[00:03:18] Yes I'm trigger trigger happy

[00:03:21] Better watch out punk or I'm gonna have

[00:03:24] To blow you away