《The Waiter， The Porter And The Upstairs Maid》歌词

[00:03:10] As your genial host may I offer a toast

[00:03:10] To the wine buying guest on my right

[00:03:10] (Hooray for the wine buyer)

[00:03:10] Yes drag out the cooking

[00:03:10] Sherry for the old colonel

[00:03:10] May his bank account grow

[00:03:10] Heavy laden with dough

[00:03:10] May he spend it in here every night

[00:03:10] (Every night)

[00:03:10] Seeing this night in its glory

[00:03:10] You people so loyal so true

[00:03:10] Puts me in mind of a story

[00:03:10] Tell us about it pray do-o-o-o-o-o

[00:03:10] The people in the ballroom

[00:03:10] Were stuffy and arty

[00:03:10] So I began to get just a little bit frayed

[00:03:10] I sneaked into the kitchen

[00:03:10] I dug me a party

[00:03:10] The waiter

[00:03:10] And the porter

[00:03:10] And the second storey maid

[00:03:10] I peeked into the parlour to see

[00:03:10] What was a-hatchin

[00:03:10] In time to hear the hostess

[00:03:10] Suggest a charade

[00:03:10] But who was in the pantry a-laughin an scratchin

[00:03:10] Oh The waiter

[00:03:10] And the porter

[00:03:10] And the upstairs maid

[00:03:10] When they heard the music

[00:03:10] That the orchestra played

[00:03:10] The waiter and the porter grabbed

[00:03:10] A-hold of the maid

[00:03:10] Then they all proceeded to go into a clog

[00:03:10] Hot diggedy dog

[00:03:10] If ever I invited to some fuddy-duddy

[00:03:10] I ain a-gonna watch any harlequinade

[00:03:10] You and l find him in the kitchen

[00:03:10] Applaudin his buddies

[00:03:10] The waiter

[00:03:10] And the porter

[00:03:10] And the upstairs maid

[00:03:10] Well pardon me folks

[00:03:10] The roast is carved

[00:03:10] The wine is served

[00:03:10] Why you look half starved

[00:03:10] Pardon me sir may we be free

[00:03:10] The kitchen guard is havin a jamboree

[00:03:10] (Orchestral break)

[00:03:10] I went and got a dish

[00:03:10] Pan to use as a cymbal

[00:03:10] The porter found the regular

[00:03:10] Glass that he played

[00:03:10] The fingers of the waiter

[00:03:10] Were each in a thimble

[00:03:10] You should-a heard the music

[00:03:10] That the combination made

[00:03:10] Marchin' through the kitchen to

[00:03:10] The pantry and back

[00:03:10] Why man you should-a seen us

[00:03:10] We were ballin' the jack

[00:03:10] Once a half an hour

[00:03:10] Passed without any call

[00:03:10] Jack we had a ball

[00:03:10] The waltzes and mazurkas

[00:03:10] We hate 'em we spurn 'em

[00:03:10] We got a lot of rhythms

[00:03:10] We wanna hear played

[00:03:10] Yes and we know who to go to

[00:03:10] When we want to learn 'em

[00:03:10] The waiter and the porter

[00:03:10] And the upstairs maid