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《Here’s Your Sign(Get the Picture)(with Special Guest Travis Tritt) (Single Version)》歌词

所属专辑: Favorite Country Duets Vol. 2 歌手: Bill Engvall&Travis Tritt 时长: 03:40
Here’s Your Sign(Get the Picture)(with Special Guest Travis Tritt) (Single Version)

[00:00:01] I just hate stupid people

[00:00:08] They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid

[00:00:12] That way you wouldn't rely on them would you

[00:00:14] You wouldn't ask them anything It would be like Excuse me oops

[00:00:16] Never mind

[00:00:17] I didn't see your sign

[00:00:21] It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house

[00:00:23] Was full

[00:00:24] Of boxes and there was a u Haul truck in our driveway

[00:00:26] My friend comes over and says Hey You moving

[00:00:30] Nope

[00:00:31] We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week Just to see how many

[00:00:35] Boxes it takes

[00:00:37] Here's your sign

[00:00:38] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:00:44] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:00:47] Modern man

[00:00:49] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:00:54] Here's your sign Here's your sign

[00:00:58] A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine we pulled

[00:01:03] His boat

[00:01:03] Into the dock I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on

[00:01:06] The dock

[00:01:06] Goes Hey yall catch all them fish

[00:01:09] Nope

[00:01:11] Talked 'em into giving up

[00:01:15] Here's your sign

[00:01:17] I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was

[00:01:19] Playing with his little friend and he hit his friend and I went up to

[00:01:22] Him

[00:01:22] And I said Hey

[00:01:23] Smacks his boy

[00:01:23] We don't hit He looked up at me

[00:01:25] Like Here's your sign dad

[00:01:27] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:01:33] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:01:36] Modern man

[00:01:37] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:01:43] Here's your sign Here's your sign

[00:01:47] I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel there

[00:01:49] Was a guy

[00:01:50] Inventing a shark bite suit There's only one way to test that

[00:01:55] Alright Jimmy you got that shark suit on it looks good They want

[00:01:59] You to jump

[00:01:59] Into this pool of sharks and you tell us if it hurts when they bite

[00:02:04] You

[00:02:04] Well allright hold my sign I don't wanna loose it

[00:02:10] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:02:16] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:02:19] Modern man

[00:02:21] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:02:26] Here's your sign Here's your sign

[00:02:32] Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire I pulled my

[00:02:35] Truck into one

[00:02:36] Of these side of the road gas statioons the attendant walks out looks

[00:02:38] At my truck

[00:02:39] Looks at me I swear to GOD he went Tire go flat

[00:02:42] I couldn't resist

[00:02:45] I said Nope

[00:02:46] No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on

[00:02:50] Me

[00:02:51] Here's your sign

[00:02:53] Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand

[00:02:59] We're not dealing with the planet of apes we're talking about the

[00:03:02] Modern man

[00:03:04] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds

[00:03:10] People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds

[00:03:14] Here's your sign

[00:03:16] We were trying to sell our car about a year ago a guy come over to the

[00:03:18] House drove the

[00:03:18] Car around for about 45 minutes We get back to the house he gets out

[00:03:21] Of the car reaches down

[00:03:22] And grabs the exhaust pipe then goes d**n that's hot

[00:03:28] See

[00:03:28] If he'd been wearing his sign I could have stopped him

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