《Here’s Your Sign (Get the Picture) (with Special Guest Travis Tritt) (Single Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Here's Your Sign (Get The Picture)-Bill Engvall

[00:00:01] I just hate stupid people.

[00:00:08] They should have to wear signs that just say I'm stupid.

[00:00:12] That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you?

[00:00:14] You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops,

[00:00:16] never mind"

[00:00:18] "I didn't see your sign."

[00:00:21] It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California our house

[00:00:23] was full

[00:00:24] of boxes and there was a u-Haul truck in our driveway.

[00:00:26] My friend comes over and says, "Hey, You moving?"

[00:00:30] "Nope."

[00:00:31] "We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week. Just to see how many

[00:00:35] boxes it takes."

[00:00:37] "Here's your sign."

[00:00:38] Why can't they get the picture?Why don't they understand?

[00:00:43] We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the

[00:00:47] modern man.

[00:00:49] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...

[00:00:54] Here's your sign. Here's your sign.

[00:01:00] A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled

[00:01:03] his boat

[00:01:03] into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass this idiot on

[00:01:06] the dock

[00:01:06] goes, "Hey, yall catch all them fish?"

[00:01:09] Nope.

[00:01:12] "Talked 'em into giving up."

[00:01:15] "Here's your sign."

[00:01:17] I was out in the front yard with my boy the other day and he was

[00:01:19] playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend and I went up to

[00:01:22] him

[00:01:22] and I said "Hey, (smacks his boy), we don't hit."He looked up at me

[00:01:25] like, "Here's your sign, dad."

[00:01:27] Why can't they get the picture?Why don't they understand?

[00:01:33] We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the

[00:01:36] modern man.

[00:01:37] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...

[00:01:43] Here's your sign. Here's your sign.

[00:01:47] I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel, there

[00:01:49] was a guy

[00:01:50] inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test that.

[00:01:55] "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want

[00:01:59] you to jump

[00:01:59] into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite

[00:02:02] you."

[00:02:04] "Well allright....hold my sign, I don't wanna loose it"

[00:02:10] Why can't they get the picture?Why don't they understand?

[00:02:16] We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the

[00:02:19] modern man.

[00:02:21] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...

[00:02:26] Here's your sign. Here's your sign.

[00:02:32] Last time I was home I was driving around I had a flat tire, I pulled my

[00:02:35] truck into one

[00:02:36] of these side-of-the-road gas statioons, the attendant walks out, looks

[00:02:38] at my truck,

[00:02:39] looks at me, I swear to GOD he went, "Tire go flat?"

[00:02:43] I couldn't resist.

[00:02:45] I said "Nope".

[00:02:46] "No I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on

[00:02:50] me."

[00:02:51] "Here's your sign."

[00:02:53] Why can't they get the picture?Why don't they understand?

[00:02:59] We're not dealing with the planet of apes, we're talking about the

[00:03:02] modern man.

[00:03:04] So you people with them itsy bitsy teensie weensie tiny minds...

[00:03:10] People with them little bitty teenie weenie tiny monds...

[00:03:14] Here's your sign.

[00:03:16] We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, a guy come over to the

[00:03:18] house, drove the

[00:03:18] car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out

[00:03:21] of the car, reaches down

[00:03:22] and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Damn thats hot!"

[00:03:27] See...

[00:03:28] If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.