《Smoking(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:02] Sosmokers Thank you guys Just smoke away huh
[00:00:08] Don't worry about us hakay
[00:00:11] How many smokers do we have here tonight
[00:00:13] Smokers (smattering of acknowledgment)
[00:00:17] Hoo boy Listen to that energy they can pump out at
[00:00:18] Will hah (cough hack wheeze) Thank you guys
[00:00:32] That was a valiant effort on your parts Listen to this
[00:00:38] How many non smokers do we have here tonight
[00:00:40] Non smokers
[00:00:45] Hear that Bunch of whining little maggots aren't they
[00:00:53] Obnoxious self righteous slugs I'd quit smoking
[00:00:57] If I didn't think I'd become one of them
[00:00:59]
[00:01:03] The worst kind of non smokers are the ones
[00:01:05] Where you're smoking and they just walk up to ya
[00:01:13] I always say Shoot you're lucky you don't smoke
[00:01:19] T's a helluva cough dude I smoke all day
[00:01:21] And don't cough like that Maybe you were conceived
[00:01:25] With a weak sperm Maybe your dad was jacking off
[00:01:29] And your mom sat on it at the last second
[00:01:34] Did I overreact Didn't did I I think that's kinda cruel
[00:01:40] I'm smoking and you come up coughing at me Jesus
[00:01:43] Do you go up to crippled people dancing too you f**ks
[00:01:48] Well hey Mr Wheelchair What's the problem
[00:01:51] Come on Ironside Race ya you f**king sadist
[00:01:57] I'll smoke I'll cough
[00:01:59] I'll get the tumors I'll die Deal Thank you America
[00:02:08] People say I it's not that it's the secondary smoke
[00:02:12] It's not the smoke that you smoke but the smoke
[00:02:14] That comes out of you That's called secondary smoke
[00:02:17] And that's not good smoke just
[00:02:18] Because it came out of you
[00:02:19] Shut the f**k off up right now Goddammit
[00:02:23] If I don't smoke there's gonna be secondary bullets
[00:02:26] Coming yer way Ya understand this
[00:02:28] I'm f**king tense Alright
[00:02:30] Thank you I've been on a
[00:02:33] Flying saucer tour for three months ok
[00:02:38] Thank you Hope you don't mind if I just enjoy my cig
[00:02:43] I love when people in New York City
[00:02:45] Complain about your smoking
[00:02:46] I don't that great These people are standing ankle deep
[00:02:50] In dog links straddling a dead guy you know
[00:02:53] Apparently my cigarette's f**king up the delicate balance
[00:02:55] Of nature here
[00:02:58] Oh this is bothering you oh
[00:03:01] I'm sorry let me go over here
[00:03:02] To this pile of bum dung and put this outthere
[00:03:07] We go Restore New York to that pristine state
[00:03:11] We know it exists inif it
[00:03:12] Weren't for my godawful cigarette
[00:03:19] How much do you smoke a day dude
[00:03:21] Pack and a half you little puss
[00:03:25] Why don't you just put a dress on and swish around for us
[00:03:29] Pack and a halfI smoke a pack and a half Makes me ill
[00:03:36] I go through two lighters a day
[00:03:43] Dude I'm starting to feel it
[00:03:46] Uhh sh*t But I do have this big fear right
[00:03:50] Doing smoking jokes in my act Showing up five years
[00:03:53] From now going
[00:03:54] Good evening everybody Remember me Y'all were right
[00:04:05] Smoking bad you ever see that Lemme tell you something
[00:04:19] If you're smoking out of a hole in your neck
[00:04:25] I'd think about Quitting
[00:04:29] I would And that's just me you know
[00:04:32] See once again I'm not being stringent
[00:04:34] With the rule of thumb
[00:04:36] What's cool is every pack has a different Surgeon
[00:04:39] General's warning Idn't that great Mine say Warning
[00:04:43] Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth f**k it
[00:04:47] Hahaha Found my brand Just don't get the ones
[00:04:53] That say lung cancer y'know Shop around man Yeah
[00:04:57] Gimme a carton of 'low birth weights
[00:05:01] What the f**k do I care
[00:05:05] Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide
[00:05:07] Well so does my car and it still f**king runs so
[00:05:15] See I smoke I don't drink I don't do drugs
[00:05:18] You know can I smoke Can I Like a f**king fiend I can
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