《Flying Saucer Tour (口白)》歌词

[00:00:00] Sosmokers Thank you guys Just smoke away huh

[00:00:02] Don't worry about us hakay

[00:00:03] How many smokers do we have here tonight

[00:00:06] Smokers

[00:00:06] Smattering of acknowledgment

[00:00:06] Hoo boy Listen to that energy they can pump out at

[00:00:08] Will hah

[00:00:08] Cough hack wheeze

[00:00:08] Thank you guys

[00:00:09] That was a valiant effort on your parts Listen to this

[00:00:12] How many non smokers do we have here tonight

[00:00:15] Non smokers

[00:00:17] Hear that Bunch of whining little maggots aren't they

[00:00:19] Obnoxious self righteous slugs I'd quit smoking

[00:00:21] If I didn't think I'd become one of them

[00:00:23] The worst kind of non smokers are the ones

[00:00:25] Where you're smoking and they just walk up to ya

[00:00:30] I always say Shoot you're lucky you don't smoke

[00:00:32] T's a helluva cough dude I smoke all day

[00:00:34] And don't cough like that Maybe you were conceived

[00:00:36] With a weak sperm Maybe your dad was jacking off

[00:00:38] And your mom sat on it at the last second

[00:00:45] Did I overreact Didn't did I I think that's kinda cruel

[00:00:46] I'm smoking and you come up coughing at me Jesus

[00:00:52] Do you go up to crippled people dancing too you f**ks

[00:00:53] Well hey Mr Wheelchair What's the problem

[00:00:59] Come on Ironside Race ya you f**king sadist

[00:01:00] I'll smoke I'll cough

[00:01:05] I'll get the tumors I'll die Deal Thank you America

[00:01:06] People say I it's not that it's the secondary smoke

[00:01:18] It's not the smoke that you smoke but the smoke

[00:01:22] That comes out of you That's called secondary smoke

[00:01:26] And that's not good smoke just

[00:01:27] Because it came out of you

[00:01:31] Shut the f**k off up right now Goddammit

[00:01:36] If I don't smoke there's gonna be secondary bullets

[00:01:39] Coming yer way Ya understand this

[00:01:40] I'm f**king tense Alright

[00:01:44] Thank you I've been on a

[00:01:51] Flying saucer tour for three months ok

[00:01:54] Thank you Hope you don't mind if I just enjoy my cig

[00:01:56] I love when people in New York City

[00:01:58] Complain about your smoking

[00:02:00] I don't that great These people are standing ankle deep

[00:02:03] In dog links straddling a dead guy you know

[00:02:04] Apparently my cigarette's f**king up the delicate balance

[00:02:06] Of nature here

[00:02:07] Oh this is bothering you oh

[00:02:09] I'm sorry let me go over here

[00:02:10] To this pile of bum dung and put this outthere

[00:02:15] We go Restore New York to that pristine state

[00:02:17] We know it exists inif it

[00:02:19] Weren't for my godawful cigarette

[00:02:20] How much do you smoke a day dude

[00:02:23] Pack and a half you little puss

[00:02:25] Why don't you just put a dress on and swish around for us

[00:02:34] Pack and a halfI smoke a pack and a half Makes me ill

[00:02:36] I go through two lighters a day

[00:02:37] Dude I'm starting to feel it

[00:02:39] Uhh s**t But I do have this big fear right

[00:02:41] Doing smoking jokes in my act Showing up five years

[00:02:46] From now going

[00:02:47] Good evening everybody Remember me Y'all were right

[00:02:51] Smoking bad you ever see that Lemme tell you something

[00:02:55] If you're smoking out of a hole in your neck

[00:02:57] I'd think about Quitting

[00:03:00] I would And that's just me you know

[00:03:01] See once again I'm not being stringent

[00:03:03] With the rule of thumb

[00:03:13] What's cool is every pack has a different Surgeon

[00:03:17] General's warning Idn't that great Mine say Warning

[00:03:21] Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth f**k it

[00:03:24] Hahaha Found my brand Just don't get the ones

[00:03:27] That say lung cancer y'know Shop around man Yeah

[00:03:28] Gimme a carton of 'low birth weights

[00:03:33] What the f**k do I care

[00:03:35] Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide

[00:03:38] Well so does my car and it still f**king runs so

[00:03:47] See I smoke I don't drink I don't do d**gs

[00:03:48] You know can I smoke Can I Like a f**king fiend I can