《Smoking (Album Version)》歌词

[00:03:44] Sosmokers Thank you guys Just smoke away huh

[00:03:44] Don't worry about us hakay

[00:03:44] How many smokers do we have here tonight

[00:03:44] Smokers (smattering of acknowledgment)

[00:03:44] Hoo boy Listen to that energy they can pump out at

[00:03:44] Will hah (cough hack wheeze) Thank you guys

[00:03:44] That was a valiant effort on your parts Listen to this

[00:03:44] How many non smokers do we have here tonight

[00:03:44] Non smokers

[00:03:44] Hear that Bunch of whining little maggots aren't they

[00:03:44] Obnoxious self righteous slugs I'd quit smoking

[00:03:44] If I didn't think I'd become one of them

[00:03:44] The worst kind of non smokers are the ones

[00:03:44] Where you're smoking and they just walk up to ya

[00:03:44] I always say Shoot you're lucky you don't smoke

[00:03:44] T's a helluva cough dude I smoke all day

[00:03:44] And don't cough like that Maybe you were conceived

[00:03:44] With a weak sperm Maybe your dad was jacking off

[00:03:44] And your mom sat on it at the last second

[00:03:44] Did I overreact Didn't did I I think that's kinda cruel

[00:03:44] I'm smoking and you come up coughing at me Jesus

[00:03:44] Do you go up to crippled people dancing too you f**ks

[00:03:44] Well hey Mr Wheelchair What's the problem

[00:03:44] Come on Ironside Race ya you f**king sadist

[00:03:44] I'll smoke I'll cough

[00:03:44] I'll get the tumors I'll die Deal Thank you America

[00:03:44] People say I it's not that it's the secondary smoke

[00:03:44] It's not the smoke that you smoke but the smoke

[00:03:44] That comes out of you That's called secondary smoke

[00:03:44] And that's not good smoke just

[00:03:44] Because it came out of you

[00:03:44] Shut the f**k off up right now Goddammit

[00:03:44] If I don't smoke there's gonna be secondary bullets

[00:03:44] Coming yer way Ya understand this

[00:03:44] I'm f**king tense Alright

[00:03:44] Thank you I've been on a

[00:03:44] Flying saucer tour for three months ok

[00:03:44] Thank you Hope you don't mind if I just enjoy my cig

[00:03:44] I love when people in New York City

[00:03:44] Complain about your smoking

[00:03:44] I don't that great These people are standing ankle deep

[00:03:44] In dog links straddling a dead guy you know

[00:03:44] Apparently my cigarette's f**king up the delicate balance

[00:03:44] Of nature here

[00:03:44] Oh this is bothering you oh

[00:03:44] I'm sorry let me go over here

[00:03:44] To this pile of bum dung and put this outthere

[00:03:44] We go Restore New York to that pristine state

[00:03:44] We know it exists inif it

[00:03:44] Weren't for my godawful cigarette

[00:03:44] How much do you smoke a day dude

[00:03:44] Pack and a half you little puss

[00:03:44] Why don't you just put a dress on and swish around for us

[00:03:44] Pack and a halfI smoke a pack and a half Makes me ill

[00:03:44] I go through two lighters a day

[00:03:44] Dude I'm starting to feel it

[00:03:44] Uhh sh*t But I do have this big fear right

[00:03:44] Doing smoking jokes in my act Showing up five years

[00:03:44] From now going

[00:03:44] Good evening everybody Remember me Y'all were right

[00:03:44] Smoking bad you ever see that Lemme tell you something

[00:03:44] If you're smoking out of a hole in your neck

[00:03:44] I'd think about Quitting

[00:03:44] I would And that's just me you know

[00:03:44] See once again I'm not being stringent

[00:03:44] With the rule of thumb

[00:03:44] What's cool is every pack has a different Surgeon

[00:03:44] General's warning Idn't that great Mine say Warning

[00:03:44] Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth f**k it

[00:03:44] Hahaha Found my brand Just don't get the ones

[00:03:44] That say lung cancer y'know Shop around man Yeah

[00:03:44] Gimme a carton of 'low birth weights

[00:03:44] What the f**k do I care

[00:03:44] Cigarette smoke contains carbon monoxide

[00:03:44] Well so does my car and it still f**king runs so

[00:03:44] See I smoke I don't drink I don't do drugs

[00:03:44] You know can I smoke Can I Like a f**king fiend I can