《Auntie Maggie’s Remedy》歌词

[00:00:00] Auntie Maggie's Remedy - George Formby

[00:00:08] Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy

[00:00:13] No matter what ailment you've got

[00:00:17] But I know a special one you ought to try

[00:00:21] You'll find its the best of the lot

[00:00:25] It's my Auntie Maggies home made remedy

[00:00:30] It's guaranteed never to fail

[00:00:34] Thats the stuff that will do the trick

[00:00:38] It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick

[00:00:42] Now if youve got lumbago

[00:00:44] Rheumatics or gout

[00:00:46] Or a pain in your Robert E Lee

[00:00:50] Don't kick up a shindy

[00:00:53] You'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies remedy

[00:00:59] If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning

[00:01:03] You're bound to wake up I'll agree

[00:01:07] But I'll bet you by heaven youll wake up at seven

[00:01:12] With my Auntie Maggies remedy

[00:01:16] In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake

[00:01:20] My intentions were honest you see

[00:01:24] She shouted with laughter haha I know what youre after

[00:01:28] It's my Auntie Maggies remedy yes sir

[00:01:32] Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy

[00:01:37] It's guaranteed never to fail

[00:01:41] Thats the stuff that will do the trick

[00:01:46] It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick

[00:01:49] Now when the baby starts crying theres always a reason

[00:01:54] And if you inspect him you'll see

[00:01:58] The poor little chappy has covered his nappy

[00:02:02] With Auntie Maggies remedy

[00:02:06] Now I went to a doctor I wasnt too well

[00:02:11] And he made me lie on the settee

[00:02:15] He said theres trouble brewing you've been overdoing

[00:02:19] Your Auntie Maggies remedy

[00:02:24] Now I know a girl who was putting on weight

[00:02:28] In a spot where it just shouldnt be

[00:02:32] So I said to Nellie

[00:02:34] Now you rub your ankle with Auntie Maggies remedy