《Yoda》歌词

[00:00:01] Yoda - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:06] I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba

[00:00:08] Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

[00:00:14] S O D A soda

[00:00:18] I saw the little runt sitting there on a log

[00:00:21] I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"

[00:00:26] Y O D A Yoda

[00:00:29] Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[00:00:40] Well I've been around but I ain't never seen

[00:00:42] A guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green

[00:00:45] Oh my Yoda

[00:00:47] Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[00:00:51] Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand

[00:00:53] How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand

[00:00:58] Oh my Yoda

[00:00:58] Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[00:01:12] Well I left home just a week before

[00:01:15] And I've never ever been a Jedi before

[00:01:18] But Obi Wan he set me straight of course

[00:01:21] He said "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

[00:01:24] Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben

[00:01:27] So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again

[00:01:30] With my Yoda

[00:01:31] Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[00:01:39] Yoda

[00:01:41] Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[00:01:54] So I used the Force

[00:01:57] I picked up a box

[00:02:00] I lifted some rocks

[00:02:02] While I stood on my head

[00:02:06] Well I won't forget what Yoda said

[00:02:09] He said "Luke stay away from the darker side

[00:02:12] And if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide"

[00:02:15] Oh my Yoda

[00:02:15] Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[00:02:21] "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed

[00:02:24] But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"

[00:02:26] Oh my Yoda

[00:02:29] Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[00:02:33] Well I heard my friends really got in a mess

[00:02:36] So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess

[00:02:39] But I know that I'll be coming back some day

[00:02:42] I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

[00:02:45] The long-term contract that I had to sign

[00:02:48] Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time

[00:02:51] With my Yoda

[00:02:53] Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

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[00:03:05] Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

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[00:03:20] Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

[00:03:27] Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

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