《Corduroy Blues(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Corduroy Blues (Album Version) - Adam Sandler

[00:00:17] When I was a boy

[00:00:19] There was no limit to what I could eat

[00:00:22] Shake after shake after shake after shake

[00:00:25] Followed by all kinds of red meat

[00:00:28] Metabolism runnin' around so fast

[00:00:30] My body never gained to weight

[00:00:33] That pissed off all my mom ma's friends

[00:00:36] And made my big boned sister irate

[00:00:39] But now I'm a man

[00:00:40] And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt

[00:00:44] 'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone

[00:00:47] I'm to embarrassed to remove my shirt

[00:00:50] What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay

[00:00:54] Made a fat motherf**ker outta me

[00:01:01] What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay

[00:01:05] Made a fat motherf**ker outta me

[00:01:13] And all them cookies I been munching lately

[00:01:16] My feets are becoming difficult to see

[00:01:24] I believe it was my daddy

[00:01:26] Who led me to this eating disease

[00:01:29] By calling me the little candy ass

[00:01:32] When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese

[00:01:35] Or maybe it was my mom ma

[00:01:37] Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods

[00:01:41] Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet

[00:01:43] Would I get to see mom ma's good moods

[00:01:46] They said eat this they said eat that

[00:01:49] To stay skinny there was no chance

[00:01:52] And now when I walk I hear corduroy

[00:01:54] Even though I ain't wearing pants

[00:01:57] What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay

[00:02:01] Made a fat motherf**ker outta me

[00:02:03] You fat f**k you fat f**k

[00:02:08] What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay

[00:02:12] Made a fat motherf**ker outta me

[00:02:15] You fat f**k you fat f**k

[00:02:20] And all that ice cream I been eating lately

[00:02:23] My chins alone weight 203

[00:02:34] The diet starts tomorrow

[00:02:37] I have a grapefruit for breakfast

[00:02:39] For lunch a bown of white rice

[00:02:42] Dinnertime it's a salt less potato

[00:02:45] I ain't allowed no spice

[00:02:48] If this diet's gonna work

[00:02:50] Tonight I can't eat no more

[00:02:53] Just go to sleep I say to myself

[00:02:56] As I close the bedroom door

[00:02:59] Two in the morning I wake up to piss

[00:03:02] My belly's hungry and achin'

[00:03:05] Tiptoe to the kitchen f**k the diet

[00:03:07] Bring on the chips flavored with bacon

[00:03:10] What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay

[00:03:14] Made a fat motherf**ker outta me

[00:03:21] What made a millionaire out of Mr Frito lay

[00:03:25] Make a tub o' shit outta me

[00:03:33] And all them crumb cakes I been eating lately

[00:03:36] I should bought stock in Sara Lee

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