《Dog Eat Dog》歌词

[00:00:02] Dog Eat Dog - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:11] Found a job in a great big office

[00:00:14] And I really love this place

[00:00:17] I got my

[00:00:18] My very own scotch tape dispenser

[00:00:20] And I've got a private parking space ha

[00:00:25] And I've got a coffee mug with my name right on it

[00:00:30] In big bold letters so everyone knows it's mine

[00:00:34] Don't even touch it Cause it doesn't belong to you

[00:00:38] I'm watchin you so don't get funny

[00:00:41] I'm climbing up up the corporate ladder

[00:00:45] Watch out It's dog eat dog

[00:00:49] Nose against the grindstone It feels alright

[00:00:52] Watch Out It's dog eat dog

[00:00:56] Here we go

[00:01:04] I love to watch my boss get angry

[00:01:06] So I can count the veins on his neck Ha

[00:01:12] Everyday is like a picnic

[00:01:15] Every Friday get a check

[00:01:18] Well do I smell Jelly donuts This is my lucky day

[00:01:23] I'll have some coffee with a carcinogenic sweetner

[00:01:26] Hold on a minute just one more jelly donut

[00:01:30] They'll never miss it No they'll never miss it

[00:01:34] I'm climbing up up the corporate ladder

[00:01:38] Watch Out Well It's dog eat dog

[00:01:42] Nose against the grindstone It feels alright

[00:01:45] Watch out Hey Well It's dog eat dog

[00:01:49] Sometimes I can't believe this is all happening

[00:01:53] Sometimes I can't believe I'm sitting here

[00:01:57] Sometimes I tell myself "This is not my beautiful stapler "

[00:02:02] Sometimes I tell myself "This is not my beautiful chair "

[00:02:28] I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals

[00:02:31] Maybe I can get on Letterman

[00:02:34] I think I made a big mistake

[00:02:39] Where's my liquid paper where's my liquid paper

[00:02:42] I'm climbing way up way up the corporate ladder

[00:02:46] Watch out Well It's dog eat dog

[00:02:50] Nose against the grindstone It feels alright

[00:02:54] Better be careful now It's dog eat dog

[00:02:58] Watch out mama it's dog eat dog

[00:03:02] Nose against the grindstone it feels real good

[00:03:10] Hey dog eat dog