《Sid & Alex(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:01] Sid & Alex(Album Version) - Adam Sandler

[00:00:03] I'll be up in a few Hello

[00:00:09] Hey Sid

[00:00:10] Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday man

[00:00:12] Alex Alex thank you thank you

[00:00:16] Thank you thank you

[00:00:18] For remembering thank you

[00:00:20] My pleasure Did you do anything fun today

[00:00:22] Nothing special Amy made lasagna we had cake the kids

[00:00:27] Gave me a tie and some socks terrific

[00:00:30] That's awesome man

[00:00:31] Hey I got a gift comin your way too I

[00:00:33] Fedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow

[00:00:35] Thank you thank you Alex thank you What is it

[00:00:39] It's pretty cool You'll see tomorrow

[00:00:41] Aww come on give me a hint at least

[00:00:43] Can I ride it Can I eat it

[00:00:46] Nope

[00:00:46] Can I f**k it

[00:00:47] Ahaha no

[00:00:48] Can it f**k me

[00:00:50] No

[00:00:50] Is it hairy Is it something I can shave

[00:00:53] No

[00:00:54] Can it blow me

[00:00:55] No

[00:00:56] Is it something I can blow

[00:00:58] No

[00:00:58] Can I f**k it

[00:01:00] You already asked me that

[00:01:01] If I take it apart are there individual parts

[00:01:03] That I can f**k

[00:01:04] I don't think so

[00:01:06] Fair enough

[00:01:07] If I sit on it for a while will I cum

[00:01:10] Noooo

[00:01:10] Is it something Amy can strap on and f**k me with

[00:01:13] Sid No

[00:01:15] If I get jizz all over it will it be ruined

[00:01:17] I think

[00:01:18] Does it sweat

[00:01:19] Noo

[00:01:20] Is it something that can be used like a pussy

[00:01:24] That's just another way of asking if you can f**k it

[00:01:26] My bad Does it get big if you touch it

[00:01:29] No

[00:01:30] Does it get hard if you touch it

[00:01:31] Noo

[00:01:32] If my Amy catches me blowing it will she be mad

[00:01:36] Look you can't blow it man

[00:01:37] We already talked about that

[00:01:38] Right okay

[00:01:40] Let's say I'm stranded on a desert island with

[00:01:43] Just this item am I getting a rim job

[00:01:46] NO

[00:01:47] Can I f**k it

[00:01:49] NO it's a toaster man just a toaster

[00:01:51] Oh So I can f**k it In fact two people can f**k it at the

[00:01:57] Same time Alex ya wanna come over and f**k my toaster

[00:02:01] This weekend

[00:02:02] Don't mind if i doo doo

[00:02:04] Hahaha oh Alex

[00:02:06] Hahaha oh Sid Hahaha oh Sid good Alex haha yes