《The Lancaster Toreador》歌词

[00:00:00] The Lancaster Toreador - George Formby

[00:00:07] I've been to Spain but never again

[00:00:11] I couldn't go there twice

[00:00:15] 'Cos my name's John Willie

[00:00:16] But they said it sounded silly

[00:00:18] And they wouldnt call me that at any price

[00:00:22] They soon made me change my name

[00:00:26] And a real proper Spaniard I became:

[00:00:31] Don Pedro the big bull-fighting hero

[00:00:34] The Lancashire Toreador

[00:00:38] They cheer me and when the bull gets near me

[00:00:41] To show how far a brave man can go

[00:00:44] With the bull I danced the Tango

[00:00:46] Then when I hung on his tail

[00:00:49] My pants he tried to gore

[00:00:53] I went dashing round the ring

[00:00:55] With him giving chase

[00:00:57] Three times he tossed me in the air

[00:00:59] I looked a disgrace

[00:01:01] They shouted

[00:01:01] Look at all that skin and bone round the place

[00:01:04] It's The Lancashire Toreador '

[00:01:09] Don Pedro the big bull-fighting hero

[00:01:12] The Lancashire Toreador

[00:01:16] I met-a charming senor-eta

[00:01:20] She said 'To love you I can never'

[00:01:22] Then kissed me good-bye for ever

[00:01:24] That night as she retired

[00:01:27] She locked her bedroom door

[00:01:32] She started to undress and timidly she looked round

[00:01:35] Said 'Thank God I am rid of him

[00:01:37] For he's homeward bound'

[00:01:39] But when she pulled the bed clothes down

[00:01:41] Now guess what she found

[00:01:43] Why The Lancashire Toreador

[00:01:47] Don Pedro the big bull-fighting hero

[00:01:51] The Lancashire Toreador

[00:01:55] I scare 'em no mercy ever spare 'em

[00:01:59] In the dead of night I ramble

[00:02:00] Spanish castle walls I scramble

[00:02:03] I saw a shadow above a girl in her boudoir

[00:02:10] I climbed up her balcony it started to sway

[00:02:14] She shouted 'Murder there's a bandit

[00:02:16] Spare my life pray'

[00:02:18] But when my castanets I rattled she said 'Hooray

[00:02:21] It's The Lancashire Toreador'