《Spatula City》歌词

[00:00:00] Spatula City - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:02] There's just one place to go

[00:00:03] For all your spatula needs

[00:00:05] Spatula City

[00:00:06] Spatula City

[00:00:07] A giant warehouse of spatulas

[00:00:08] For every occasion

[00:00:10] Thousands to choose from

[00:00:11] In every shape size and colour

[00:00:13] And because we eliminate the middle man

[00:00:15] We can sell all our spatulas

[00:00:16] Factory direct to you

[00:00:18] Where do you go when you want to

[00:00:19] Buy name brand spatulas

[00:00:20] At a fraction of retail cost

[00:00:22] Spatula City

[00:00:23] Spatula City

[00:00:24] And this weekend only take advantage

[00:00:26] Of our special liquidation sale

[00:00:28] Buy nine spatulas get the tenth

[00:00:30] One for just one penny

[00:00:34] Don't forget they make

[00:00:35] Great Christmas presents

[00:00:37] And what better way to say I love you

[00:00:40] Than with the gift of a spatula

[00:00:42] Spatula City

[00:00:43] Spatula City

[00:00:45] Hello this is Sy Greenblum

[00:00:47] President of the Spatula City

[00:00:49] I liked their spatulas so much

[00:00:52] I bought the company

[00:00:53] Spatula City seven locations

[00:00:54] We're in the yellow pages under spatulas

[00:00:57] My where did you get that lovely spatula

[00:01:02] Spatula City we sell spatulas and that's all