《I Want A New Duck》歌词

[00:00:00] I Want A New Duck - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:12] Whoa oh

[00:00:18] I want a new duck

[00:00:20] One that won't try to bite

[00:00:23] One that won't chew a hole in my socks

[00:00:25] One that won't quack all night

[00:00:29] I want a new duck

[00:00:31] One with big webbed feet

[00:00:34] One that knows how to wash my car

[00:00:36] And keep his room real neat

[00:00:40] One that won't raid the ice box

[00:00:42] One that'll stay in shape

[00:00:44] One that's never gonna try

[00:00:46] To migrate or escape

[00:00:49] Or I'll tie him up with duck tape

[00:00:58] I want a new duck

[00:01:00] A mallard I think

[00:01:04] One that won't make a mess of my house

[00:01:06] Or build a nest in the bathroom sink

[00:01:09] I want a new duck

[00:01:11] One that won't steal my beer

[00:01:14] One that won't stick his bill in my mail

[00:01:16] One that knows the duck stops here

[00:01:20] One that won't drive me

[00:01:21] Crazy waddling all around

[00:01:24] One who'll teach me how to swim

[00:01:26] And help me not to drown

[00:01:30] And show me how to get down

[00:01:35] How to get down baby

[00:01:39] Get it

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[00:01:56] New duck

[00:01:57] Not a swan or a goose

[00:02:01] Just a drake I can dress real cute

[00:02:03] Think I'm gonna name him bruce

[00:02:06] I want a new duck

[00:02:08] Not a quail or an owl

[00:02:11] One that won't molt to much

[00:02:13] One that won't smell too fowl

[00:02:17] One that won't beg for breadcrumbs

[00:02:19] Hangin' around all day

[00:02:21] He'd better mind his manners

[00:02:23] Better do just what I say

[00:02:27] Or he's gonna be duck patte

[00:02:32] Duck patte yah yah

[00:02:35] Oh yeah

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