《Like A Surgeon》歌词

[00:00:00] Like A Surgeon - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:11] I finally made it through med school

[00:00:14] Somehow I made it through

[00:00:19] I'm just an intern

[00:00:20] I still make a mistake or two

[00:00:26] I was last in my class

[00:00:30] Barely passed at the institute

[00:00:34] Now I'm trying to avoid yah I'm trying to avoid

[00:00:41] A malpractice suit

[00:00:45] Hey like a surgeon

[00:00:48] Cuttin' for the very first time

[00:00:53] Like a surgeon

[00:00:57] Organ transplants are my line

[00:01:00] Better give me all your gause nurse

[00:01:04] This patient's fading fast

[00:01:09] Complications have set in

[00:01:11] Don't know how long he'll last

[00:01:15] Let me see that I V

[00:01:19] Here we go time to operate

[00:01:23] I'll pull his indsides out pull his insides out

[00:01:30] And see what he ate

[00:01:35] Like a surgeon hey

[00:01:38] Cuttin' for the very first time

[00:01:42] Like a surgeon

[00:01:46] Here's a waiver for you to sign

[00:01:53] Woe woe woe

[00:02:05] It's a fact I'm a quack

[00:02:09] The disgrace of the A M A

[00:02:13] Cause my patients die yah my patients die

[00:02:20] Before they can pay

[00:02:24] Like a surgeon hey

[00:02:27] Cuttin' for the very first time

[00:02:32] Like a surgeon

[00:02:35] Got your kidneys on my mind

[00:02:39] Like a surgeon ooh like a surgeon

[00:02:45] When I reach inside

[00:02:49] With my scalpel and my forceps and re-tractors

[00:02:54] Oh oh oh oh woe oh

[00:03:06] Ooh baby yeah

[00:03:09] I can hear your heartbeat

[00:03:14] For the very last time