《The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions (Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college

[00:00:05] Dean Well Michael I would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall

[00:00:14] Buffoon I got a snake man

[00:00:16] Dean Yes pets are welcome here on campus Be it the traditional dog or cat or even the occasional reptile

[00:00:23] Buffoon One time I fed it some beer man It was slithering this way and that It was all f**ked up

[00:00:31] Dean I'm sure it was Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus

[00:00:38] Buffoon F**kin' Sh*t

[00:00:40] Dean Yes that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy So tell me a little bit more about your background

[00:00:46] Buffoon My father's a f**king asshole man

[00:00:49] Dean Hmm I see Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son

[00:00:55] Buffoon My mother's a piece of sh*t too

[00:00:58] Dean Well I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn

[00:01:05] Buffoon My teacher in high school was a stupid b**ch man She had her head way up her a**

[00:01:13] Dean Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school

[00:01:19] Buffoon Your secretary's a real fat b**ch man

[00:01:23] Dean Yes she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success

[00:01:28] Buffoon I had diarhea last month I had to sh*t all f**king day

[00:01:34] Dean Uh huh Well we all get the occasional stomach bug never a pleasurable experience So have you given any thought to your choice of major

[00:01:43] Buffoon I've got a big f**king boner right now

[00:01:46] Dean I see Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension I do not take offense

[00:01:54] Buffoon One time I ate my neighbors sh*t

[00:01:57] Dean That's understandable Well I enjoyed meeting you We'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month

[00:02:04] Buffoon I bet you got really hairy balls

[00:02:07] Dean Yes it's a veritable forest down there Bye bye