《Teenage Love on the Phone (Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] They're All Gonna Laugh At You

[00:00:01] Teenage Love On The Phone

[00:00:01] Performed by adam sandler and allen covert

[00:00:05] Richie "so ya doin' good"

[00:00:06] Samantha "ya I'm fine how 'bout you"

[00:00:07] Richie "how good could I be I haven't seen you in three hours."

[00:00:10] Samantha "ohhh richie. hey richie my dad's down the hall and he doesn't want me on the phone. so if I hang up on you it's just because he's coming."

[00:00:20] Richie "ok. so look uh do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi "

[00:00:25] Richie "hello"

[00:00:31] Samantha "sorry I thought he was coming."

[00:00:32] Richie "that's ok. so about the dance. do you wanna meet

[00:00:36] Samantha "umm well my brother gets the car on Friday nights."

[00:00:41] Richie "well that's ok I'll come by and get you. let's say around "

[00:00:44] Richie "come on.."

[00:00:45] Richie "hey."

[00:00:50] Samantha "sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."

[00:00:52] Richie "that's ok. well look uh.. what was I saying oh yeah should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."

[00:01:03] Richie "give me a break "

[00:01:08] Richie "hello."

[00:01:09] Samantha "sorry. it was just my dog."

[00:01:10] Richie "hey what's your dad's problem anyways why can't we talk"

[00:01:16] Samantha "he just thinks I'm on the phone too much. oh my god uh I gotta go."

[00:01:20] Richie "don't hang up"

[00:01:20] Samantha "richie I can't talk"

[00:01:22] Richie "no I'm sick of this put your dad on the phone I wanna talk to him."

[00:01:26] Samantha "it's not my dad."

[00:01:28] Richie "what well who's there why can't you talk"

[00:01:31] Samantha "uh just look richie someone is here."

[00:01:34] Richie "who's there is it a guy"

[00:01:35] Samantha "richie"

[00:01:36] Richie "I knew it I'll kill him put him on the phone"

[00:01:39] Samantha "oh.. it's just.. hold on."

[00:01:42] Richie "hey man what the hell are you doing there samantha's my girl

[00:01:48] You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born"

[00:01:51] Buffoon "f**kin' sh*t"

[00:01:55] Richie "yeah f**kin' sh*t is right buddy don't think I'm kidding around man I'm crazy I'll smash your head in I swear to god"

[00:02:01] Buffoon "one time I saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button."

[00:02:10] Richie "yeah well that's too bad but I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in"

[00:02:15] Samantha "what happened was he mad"

[00:02:18] Buffoon "my neighbor's dog has a four inch clit"

[00:02:25] "I love you "