《In My Little Snapshot Album》歌词

[00:00:00] In My Little Snapshot Album - George Formby

[00:00:05] Now I'm a young inventor

[00:00:07] A chap with good ideas

[00:00:09] I've built myself a camera

[00:00:12] It took me years and years

[00:00:14] It's a wonderful invention with special x-ray tricks

[00:00:18] It can take a picture in the dark

[00:00:21] And can even see through bricks

[00:00:23] I bought myself an album and filled it up with snaps

[00:00:28] And I've got some lovely pictures

[00:00:30] Of the local girls and chaps

[00:00:32] Now I've got a picture of the girl next door

[00:00:35] In my little snapshot album

[00:00:37] And I've never had a better snap before

[00:00:40] In my little snapshot album

[00:00:42] The night was dark and the hour was late

[00:00:44] She was kissing her boy by the garden gate

[00:00:47] Wouldn't she love to see page eight

[00:00:49] In my little snapshot album

[00:00:51] And I've got a picture of my old granddad

[00:00:54] In my little snapshot album

[00:00:56] He's over eighty but a real bad lad

[00:00:59] In my little snapshot album

[00:01:01] Although he's an old antique

[00:01:03] He thinks he's still the village sheik

[00:01:05] I've got him dancing cheek to cheek

[00:01:08] In my little snapshot album

[00:01:29] Now I've got a picture of the vicar's wife

[00:01:31] In my little snapshot album

[00:01:34] Chasing the Curate with a carving knife

[00:01:36] In my little snapshot album

[00:01:38] Now what he did was all in fun

[00:01:41] But it's not the kind of thing that's done

[00:01:43] I can see he pinched her hot-cross bun

[00:01:45] In my little snapshot album

[00:01:47] And I've got a picture of a nudist camp

[00:01:50] In my little snapshot album

[00:01:52] All very jolly but a trifle damp

[00:01:55] In my little snapshot album

[00:01:57] There's Uncle Dick without a care

[00:01:59] Discarding all his underwear

[00:02:02] But his watch and chain still dangle there

[00:02:04] In my little snapshot album