《Catcliffe Shakedown》歌词

[00:00:29] Straight down the parkway follow your nose

[00:00:33] To a place where nobody wants to go

[00:00:36] It's a fare and a half they're having a larf

[00:00:40] Everybody's broken or they're a dwarf

[00:00:47] Pierrot mirror on the wall who is the ace est of them all

[00:00:52] The catcliffe girl who gets out before her 18th birthday

[00:00:57] There's a little old man by the side of the road

[00:01:01] Just where he came from nobody knows

[00:01:04] He's so picturesque a physical wreck

[00:01:08] A dirty old bloke with no self respect

[00:01:11] Ow

[00:01:12] Oh god

[00:01:13] You'd better leave town

[00:01:15] Before you get caught in the catcliffe shakedown

[00:01:18] Yeah

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[00:01:25] It's a step to the left a step to the right

[00:01:29] You do the catcliffe Shakedown with all of your might

[00:01:32] Oh baby shakedown

[00:01:39] Pudgy 12 year olds in Union Jack shorts addicted to

[00:01:43] Coffee whitener and frankfurters

[00:01:46] And those boys who said Hey mister we just want your car

[00:01:50] Cause we're taking a girl to the reservoir are outside the pub

[00:01:54] Fine figures of men exercising and dieting just doesn't suit them

[00:01:59] Have a meal in a glass

[00:02:01] We're having a laugh

[00:02:03] Just come over here and your face we will smash

[00:02:06] Oh

[00:02:07] Oh god

[00:02:08] You'd better leave town

[00:02:10] Before you get caught in the catcliffe shakedown

[00:02:13] Yeah

[00:02:15] Shakedown

[00:02:16] Shakedown

[00:02:18] Shakedown

[00:02:20] Oh no it's not that bad really

[00:02:25] Not if you've been living in Bosnia for the last year

[00:02:29] Home brew is still big news round these parts

[00:02:32] No airing cupboard should be without it

[00:02:36] They were going to open an airport can you imagine it

[00:02:39] Whilst in the area why not stock up

[00:02:42] On string or try some of our duty free Parkin

[00:02:45] Oh yeah

[00:02:48] Let's go

[00:02:50] See the rainbow high above the viaduct

[00:02:56] Glowing with all the colours of a bottle of spilt milk

[00:03:04] Oh it's so beautiful but I don't know what it means

[00:03:11] Oh rainbow high above what exactly are you advertising

[00:03:20] And our idea of sophisticated humour is setting fire

[00:03:24] To our farts with disposable lighters

[00:03:29] Why not try our delicious lager

[00:03:31] Style drink with a chocolate flavoured candy covered biscuit

[00:03:35] Look at those buttercups over there mummy

[00:03:37] Hold one under your chin

[00:03:39] What's butter mummy

[00:03:40] Oh it's just a different make of margarine

[00:03:47] See the rainbow high above the viaduct

[00:03:53] Glowing with all the colours of a bottle of spilt milk

[00:04:01] Oh it's so beautiful but I don't know what it means

[00:04:08] Oh rainbow high above what exactly are you advertising

[00:04:18] The film now cuts to reveal who is watching this docudrama

[00:04:22] A middle class couple sit in wonder as the titles roll

[00:04:28] All nicotine stains and beer bellies in this programme were real

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[00:04:38] But upstairs in his room

[00:04:40] Amongst the airfix planes is a small boy

[00:04:46] He sits in the dark

[00:04:49] Listening for the sound of the train that crosses

[00:04:52] The viaduct at four o'clock every morning

[00:04:56] The train that carries the dismembered remains

[00:05:03] The dismembered remains of matchstick matchstick cats and dogs

[00:05:11] And it's coming and it's coming coming

[00:05:16] Oh yeah

[00:05:20] What you looking at

[00:05:22] I don't know label's fell off

[00:05:24] I'm going aht

[00:05:29] Am I so beautiful you can't stop looking at me

[00:05:32] Am I so beautiful

[00:05:35] You don't scare me

[00:05:38] I'll take you all on

[00:05:42] You and whose army

[00:05:46] Me me and my fisty

[00:05:52] Catcliffe you don't intimidate me

[00:05:54] Your Parkway and your shopping centre

[00:05:57] Your Panda Pops and pottery

[00:06:00] Your motorway junction

[00:06:02] Overwhelming stench of failure

[00:06:04] Lives that never left first base

[00:06:06] Stunted by vapours from the cooling towers

[00:06:10] And I will do everything in my power to get way from you

[00:06:19] Oh yeah