《She Sits Down on Me》歌词

[00:00:00] She Sits Down on Me - Harry Nilsson

[00:00:14] Now listen to my story boys

[00:00:18] I need your sympathy

[00:00:22] The tattooed lady in the circus fell in love with me

[00:00:29] And just to prove her love was sweet

[00:00:32] As sugar canda-di

[00:00:36] She had my picture tattooed on her body

[00:00:42] She has the landing of the pilgrims on her shoulder

[00:00:49] And on her back she has the sunset of the west

[00:00:57] And right beside her dimpled knees

[00:01:00] She has two great big apple trees

[00:01:03] And the pyramids look lovely on her chest

[00:01:10] When she decided that she'd like to add my picture

[00:01:17] She simply couldn't find a vacant spot you see

[00:01:24] So she tattooed my poor face

[00:01:28] In a most peculiar place

[00:01:31] And now whenever she sits down

[00:01:34] She sits on me

[00:01:38] She has a small gardenia tattooed on her elbow

[00:01:45] And on her hips she has the lovely Queen of May

[00:01:53] And right beneath her shapely spine

[00:01:56] If you saw that pal of mine

[00:01:59] You would see the famous road to Mandalay

[00:02:06] She has a rusty hinge that's tattooed on her knee cap

[00:02:13] It looks so real it squeaks each time she bends her knee

[00:02:20] But she filled me with disgrace

[00:02:24] When she tattooed my poor face

[00:02:27] Oh whenever she sits down

[00:02:29] She sits on me

[00:02:47] Now do you wonder why I'm looking sad and worried

[00:02:54] Do you wonder why I am feeling mighty low

[00:03:01] I'd like to take a chance

[00:03:04] And kick her right square in the pants

[00:03:07] But if I do I'll only kick myself I know

[00:03:13] The only time that anyone can see my picture

[00:03:20] Is when that tattooed lady takes her bath oh gee

[00:03:27] I get black and blue of course

[00:03:31] Every time she rides a horse

[00:03:34] 'Cause whenever she sits down she sits on me

[00:03:41] Whenever she sits down she sits on me