《Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars》歌词

[00:00:00] Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:12] They showed up on my doorstep

[00:00:14] Just a couple weeks ago

[00:00:18] They looked so sweet and harmless

[00:00:20] Tell me how was I to know

[00:00:23] They got a little too close

[00:00:25] To the microwave

[00:00:26] And then much to my surprise

[00:00:29] They grew to forty thousand

[00:00:30] Times their original size

[00:00:32] They started mutatin right

[00:00:34] Before my eyes oh my

[00:00:36] Attack of the radioactive hamsters

[00:00:39] From a planet near Mars

[00:00:42] A race from a distant place

[00:00:44] They came in UFOs shaped

[00:00:46] Just like Cuban cigars

[00:00:48] Man oh man you oughta hear'em squeal

[00:00:50] Now the whole wide world is

[00:00:52] Their exercise wheel

[00:00:54] Attack of the radioactive hamsters

[00:00:56] From a planet near Mars

[00:01:00] The president he's is a panic

[00:01:02] The pentagon they're in shock

[00:01:05] There's a team of research scientists

[00:01:08] They got'em workin round the clock

[00:01:11] Now the National Guard is

[00:01:13] Out in my backyard

[00:01:14] And the Marines'll be coming around

[00:01:17] I hope they get this lousy

[00:01:18] Rodents out of my town

[00:01:20] 'Cause the property values are

[00:01:22] Going way down now

[00:01:24] Attack of the radioactive hamsters

[00:01:26] From a planet near Mars

[00:01:30] They're back and they're

[00:01:31] Looking for a snack

[00:01:32] And they're not that fond of

[00:01:33] Burger Kings or salad bars

[00:01:36] I hope they're not planning to stay

[00:01:39] Who invited them here anyway

[00:01:42] Attack of the radioactive hamsters

[00:01:45] From a planet near Mars

[00:02:11] Well well look at that hamster

[00:02:12] He's as big as a blimp

[00:02:14] And there's one the size

[00:02:15] Of central park

[00:02:17] They're using telephone

[00:02:17] Pole to pick their teeth

[00:02:20] They're evil and nasty

[00:02:21] And they glow in the dark

[00:02:23] Oh don't waste any more

[00:02:24] Of your bullets boys

[00:02:26] You know it just makes'em

[00:02:27] Mad when you shoot

[00:02:29] They're gonna stomp us into

[00:02:30] Jelly and conquer the world

[00:02:32] But you gotta admit they're

[00:02:33] Really kinda cute now

[00:02:36] Attack of the radioactive hamsters

[00:02:38] From a planet near Mars

[00:02:42] What a racket they're makin Jack

[00:02:44] They keep me up at night playing

[00:02:45] They're electric guitars

[00:02:48] Listen to'em squeal

[00:02:50] They think the whole stinking

[00:02:51] World is their exercise wheel

[00:02:54] Attack of the radioactive hamsters

[00:02:56] From a planet near Mars

[00:03:00] Hey Jack you better watch your back

[00:03:02] Here come those hamsters from

[00:03:03] A planet near mars

[00:03:04] Well well it's called the

[00:03:05] Attack of the radioactive

[00:03:08] Hamsters from a planet

[00:03:12] A planet near Mars