《Callin’ In Sick》歌词

[00:00:00] Callin' In Sick - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:01] Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time

[00:00:10] Just don't feel like goin' to work

[00:00:13] I think I'll call my boss then I'm

[00:00:18] Gonna hack and cough and wheeze

[00:00:22] Swear I've got some strange disease

[00:00:26] What's that little twerp gonna say

[00:00:32] Hey

[00:00:35] I'm callin' in sick today

[00:00:43] Callin' in sick today

[00:00:49] I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp

[00:00:58] I could spend all day in my underwear watching Ernest Goes to Camp

[00:01:06] I could sit and count my hair

[00:01:10] I could burp my Tupperware

[00:01:14] I'm not busy now anyway

[00:01:20] Hey

[00:01:23] I'm callin' in sick today

[00:01:31] Callin' in sick today

[00:01:39] Ain't goin' to work no way

[00:01:47] Callin' in sick today

[00:01:54] I can do anything I want to

[00:01:58] I am invincible now

[00:02:02] I'm on fire baby

[00:02:05] I'm alive I'm alive can you hear me world

[00:02:09] I'm alive

[00:02:19] Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun

[00:02:23] And trying not to squint

[00:02:27] Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from

[00:02:31] My belly button lint

[00:02:35] When I'm sick of takin' abuse

[00:02:39] I just make up some lame excuse

[00:02:43] Freedom's just seven digits away

[00:02:49] Hey

[00:02:52] I'm callin' in sick today

[00:03:00] Callin' in sick today

[00:03:08] Ain't goin' to work no way

[00:03:16] Callin' in sick today