《Your Missus Is a Nutter》歌词

[00:00:00] Your Missus Is a Nutter - The Hit Co. (热歌公司)

[00:00:03] Serious man, your f**kin' missus is nuts,

[00:00:07] My missus is nuts an' all,

[00:00:08] She rings me at least forty times a day,

[00:00:11] Serious.

[00:00:12] I seen you last night, you were drinkin' in the pub,

[00:00:15] You were drinkin' with that bird

[00:00:16] You tried to chat up in the nightclub,

[00:00:18] Can't say her name but she's got a gammy eye,

[00:00:21] And I feel an air of violence when I have to walk on by,

[00:00:24] You can't deny it, it's something you can't miss,

[00:00:27] That bird who's hangin' out with you is mad like cat piss,

[00:00:30] Like bread and jam, or a knife going with butter,

[00:00:33] Face it son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:00:36] Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:00:39] Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:00:42] Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:00:45] Leave her alone! Your missus is a nutter!

[00:00:48] I've never seen a woman make a f*ckin' skinhead cry,

[00:00:51] And I never seen a woman try to

[00:00:52] Snap an arm with her thigh.

[00:00:54] Now I have and it's just across the pub,

[00:00:56] And the worst thing is she's takin' you home for a rub.

[00:01:00] You don't deserve it, you know it's a fact,

[00:01:03] But mix her up with booze, you got a suicide pact,

[00:01:06] 2 tequilas and 4 vodka mules,

[00:01:09] She's a wrecking ball and her fists are her tools.

[00:01:12] Binge drinking, binge drinking

[00:01:15] Tried keeping up with your missus,

[00:01:17] What was I thinking?

[00:01:18] She looks like Caprice,

[00:01:20] But it's a shock to see her wrestling 2 police,

[00:01:22] With one in a headlock!

[00:01:24] Fighting with bouncers and flashing her bits,

[00:01:27] After 2 flamin' sambucas she don't care who she hits,

[00:01:30] Waking up on Sunday morning,

[00:01:31] With bruises and cuts,

[00:01:33] Face it son, your missus is nuts!

[00:01:36] Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:01:39] Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:01:42] Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:01:45] Leave her alone! Your missus is a nutter!

[00:01:48] Your missus was looking at my missus,

[00:01:51] So my missus, spat at your missus,

[00:01:54] Your missus was looking at my missus,

[00:01:57] So my missus, spat at your missus,

[00:02:00] It was last week, what really got me thinking,

[00:02:03] About how your missus goes nuts

[00:02:05] When we go drinking,

[00:02:06] Last week, she ended up on a binge,

[00:02:09] She got of her tits and showed

[00:02:11] The bouncers her minge.

[00:02:12] And it's the threat of grievous bodily harm,

[00:02:15] She needs to keep calm, and use her charm,

[00:02:18] I used to think it was funny, it made me laugh,

[00:02:21] When she threw the ashtray's at the bar staff

[00:02:24] Stabbed a man with a cone just to get a drink

[00:02:26] There's no logic, just have a drink, fight,

[00:02:29] Drink, fight, drink!

[00:02:30] She grabs your throat and stares into your eyes,

[00:02:33] Have you ever seen a woman

[00:02:34] Kill a man with her thighs?

[00:02:36] Oh son, your missus is trouble,

[00:02:39] Everytime you have a drink she has a double,

[00:02:42] Is she on pukkas?

[00:02:44] I think she's tripping?

[00:02:45] Stop lookin' at me love,

[00:02:46] This is water what I'm sippin'.

[00:02:48] I seen her get on a mountain bike,

[00:02:50] And she drove it to Chipland,

[00:02:52] And did 'em all in! Wicked!

[00:02:54] Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:02:57] Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:03:00] Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:03:03] Leave her alone! Your missus is a nutter!

[00:03:06] Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:03:09] Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:03:12] Oh son, your missus is a nutter!

[00:03:15] Leave her alone! Your missus is a nutter!

[00:03:17] (P**sy Whipped)Oh son,

[00:03:19] (P**sy Whipped)your missus is a nutter!

[00:03:21] (P**sy Whipped)Oh son,

[00:03:22] (P**sy Whipped)your missus is a nutter!

[00:03:24] (P**sy Whipped)Oh son.

[00:03:25] (P**sy whipped, P**sy Whipped, P**sy Whipped)

[00:03:30] She's nuts man!! she's off her 'ead!! Innit!?!