《Anatole of Paris》歌词

[00:00:00] Anatole of Paris (From "The Straw Hat Revue") - Danny Kaye/Benny Goodman (本尼·古得曼)

[00:00:01] Written by：Sylvia/Fine

[00:00:08] It all began

[00:00:09] When I was born a month too soon

[00:00:14] My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon

[00:00:21] Pa was forced to be a hobo

[00:00:23] Because he played the oboe

[00:00:26] And the oboe it is clearly understood

[00:00:30] Is an ill wind that no one blows good

[00:00:35] I'll never forget the morning

[00:00:38] That Grandpa ate the awning

[00:00:39] To impress a pretty lady

[00:00:41] Who went for men that were shady

[00:00:44] Then my uncle Josia lit the Chicago fire

[00:00:48] Ran off to Hawaii with the O'Leary cow

[00:00:52] Which his loving wife resented

[00:00:54] And there upon invented

[00:00:55] A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow

[00:00:59] And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics

[00:01:01] Of this family of inbred schizophrenics

[00:01:03] The end of a long long line of bats

[00:01:06] I design

[00:01:09] Women's hats

[00:01:12] I'm Anatole of Paris

[00:01:14] I shriek with chic my hat of the week

[00:01:16] 'Cause 6 divorces 3 runaway horses

[00:01:20] I'm Anatole of Paris

[00:01:21] My small proprols

[00:01:23] Make head in use from 5th avenue casement

[00:01:26] To all back basements

[00:01:27] Let me get my paw

[00:01:28] On a little piece of straw and viola

[00:01:31] A chapeau

[00:01:33] At 60 bucks a throw

[00:01:36] It's how I pull and chew on it

[00:01:38] The little things I do on it

[00:01:41] Like placing yards of lacing

[00:01:43] Or a bicycle built for two on it

[00:01:46] The little ones the big ones

[00:01:48] The sat on by a pig ones

[00:01:49] The foolish ones that perch

[00:01:51] And the ghoulish ones that lurch

[00:01:53] The one called whiskey sour

[00:01:54] Designed for the cocktail hour

[00:01:56] A little snip a potato chip

[00:01:59] And a trifle off the Eiffel Tower

[00:02:01] I'm Anatole of Paris I must design

[00:02:04] I'm just like wine I go to your head

[00:02:11] Give me thread and the needle

[00:02:15] I itch I twitch to stitch

[00:02:16] I'm a glutton for cutting

[00:02:17] For putting with a button

[00:02:19] To snip and pluck nip and tuck

[00:02:20] Fix and trim plan the brim

[00:02:22] Tote that barge and a lift that bail

[00:02:27] I'm Anatole of Paris I cannot vex

[00:02:31] The daffy sex that one's shrubs from the prairie

[00:02:34] Dove's from the dairy

[00:02:35] They learned to wear the stern of the queen Mary

[00:02:39] And why do I sew each new chapeau

[00:02:42] With a style they most look positively grim in

[00:02:46] Strictly between us

[00:02:48] Entrenous

[00:02:49] I hate women