《Tu Vuo Fa L’americano》歌词

[00:00:00] Wouldn't It Be Loverly (那该有多好) - Peter Sellers

[00:00:01] I'd just like to say uh good afternoon Mister Banerjee

[00:00:06] And take this opportunity of welcoming you and your musicians

[00:00:10] To the studio

[00:00:12] I thank you very much I'm very glad to have the opportunity

[00:00:15] Of coming here

[00:00:16] Tell me um have you found that uh

[00:00:20] There has been great enthusiasm

[00:00:22] For George Bernard Shaw in India

[00:00:24] Oh my goodness yes yes we have got a lot of people

[00:00:27] In India and indeed in Pakistan

[00:00:30] Who are loving to hearing the words

[00:00:32] Of George Bernard Shaw

[00:00:34] We are saing to ourselves over there: "This

[00:00:36] Man has got a great white beard

[00:00:38] So therefore he must have great Knowledge "

[00:00:41] And so we are saying to ourselves: "That is what we are

[00:00:44] Wanting that is what we are wanting

[00:00:45] We are wanting to hear words of

[00:00:47] This man so that

[00:00:49] So that we can learn them and sing them and play

[00:00:51] Them "

[00:00:52] Uh have you visited the shrine of GBS

[00:00:57] In Ayot St Lawrence at all

[00:00:59] Well indeed yes We have all been there

[00:01:01] We went on a bus

[00:01:02] Coach tour to Ayr-Ayrton St Lawrence

[00:01:05] And we are saying to

[00:01:06] Ourselves: "My goodness

[00:01:07] Here we are where the great man was living "

[00:01:10] And we went in the first place to look around

[00:01:13] And we are saying: "That

[00:01:15] Is where he was sleeping and this is where he was eating

[00:01:18] And this

[00:01:18] Is another room and

[00:01:20] " Uh all kinds of rooms in this house are very

[00:01:23] Good for us to know of

[00:01:24] Have you uh taken the story of "My Fair Lady"

[00:01:29] And uh uh as it stands

[00:01:31] Or have you changed it at all

[00:01:33] What have you done with it

[00:01:34] Well what what we have done with it you see uh I I am

[00:01:38] Playing uh what is called over here Professor Higgins I am playing

[00:01:43] Professor Umbelahi

[00:01:45] I'm walking through the market place one

[00:01:47] Day uh at near Maharatchme

[00:01:49] Which is near Bombay you Understand

[00:01:52] And I'm walking by there and I am saying to my friend

[00:01:55] Who is with me

[00:01:56] I say: "Look there over there is a beautiful

[00:01:59] Untouchable girl beautiful

[00:02:02] " And he says: "Oh yes but we she is Untouchable

[00:02:05] We don't want to know her " Ah chut and cha I am

[00:02:10] Making her touchable that is what I am doing

[00:02:13] You see and I am Saying to her:

[00:02:15] "Come with me my dear and I will make you a Touchable "

[00:02:18] And she is saying to me: "No I am untouchable that's

[00:02:19] Good enough for me "

[00:02:21] Do you have a good cast

[00:02:23] Oh yes indeed I come from a very high caste

[00:02:26] Oh yes yes oh yes

[00:02:26] I can safely say that

[00:02:28] Uh no no I wasn't referring to

[00:02:30] What I mean is is there a good cast

[00:02:32] In the the show

[00:02:34] Well yes we have a very excellent cast

[00:02:37] I'm sorry I misunderstood you

[00:02:38] You see

[00:02:40] We have all kinds of stars from India

[00:02:43] We have two people from

[00:02:44] Assam We have another woman

[00:02:47] Her has come all the way from Ceylon

[00:02:49] What ah what ah what have you called the songs

[00:02:52] I mean have you changed

[00:02:53] The titles of the songs at all

[00:02:55] Oh yes

[00:02:56] Well naturally we we we have had to um um ah

[00:03:00] Change one or two

[00:03:01] Of the main songs um a-a-ah

[00:03:04] We have featured

[00:03:06] We have now called "Get Me to the Taj Mahal on Time"

[00:03:10] And um ah

[00:03:11] "I've Grown Accustomed to Your Dhoti"

[00:03:14] And I would like to sing for you

[00:03:15] Now this beautiful song uh

[00:03:20] What we are doing on the tour and I think

[00:03:24] When you have heard it you will say: "My goodness me

[00:03:27] What a lovely song "

[00:03:29] Or words to that effect

[00:03:35] All I want is a room somewhere

[00:03:39] Far a-way from the cold night air

[00:03:43] With one enormous chair

[00:03:46] Oh Would it not be lovely

[00:03:50] Lots of chocolate for me to eat

[00:03:54] Lots of coal making lots of heat

[00:03:58] Warm feet warm hands warm foot

[00:04:01] Oh Wouldn't it be lovely

[00:04:05] Oh So lovely sitting abso-bloomin-lutely still

[00:04:11] Watcher cockie

[00:04:13] I would never budge till

[00:04:17] Spring crept on the windowsill

[00:04:20] Someone's head is resting on my knee

[00:04:24] Warm and tender as she can be

[00:04:29] Who'll taking good care of me

[00:04:31] Oh Would it not be lovely

[00:04:38] Lovely lovely lovely

[00:04:54] Aahhhh

[00:04:56] Ooohhhhh

[00:05:01] So loverly sittin' abso-bloomin-lutely still

[00:05:08] I would never budge till

[00:05:11] Spring crept on the windowsill

[00:05:16] Someone's head resting on my knee

[00:05:19] Warm and tender as she can be

[00:05:24] Who'll taking good care of me

[00:05:27] Oh would it not be lovely (Lovely)

[00:05:36] Lovely (Lovely) lovely

[00:05:46] Would it not be lovely

[00:05:48] Would it not be lovely