《Anatole of Paris》歌词

[00:03:32] Anatole of Paris - Danny Kaye

[00:03:32] It all began when I was born a month too soon

[00:03:32] My ma was frightened by a runaway saloon

[00:03:32] Pa was forced to be a hobo

[00:03:32] Because he played the oboe

[00:03:32] And the oboe, it is clearly understood

[00:03:32] Is an ill wind that no one blows good

[00:03:32] I'll never forget the morning

[00:03:32] That Grandpa ate the awning

[00:03:32] To impress a pretty lady

[00:03:32] Who went for men that were shady

[00:03:32] Then my uncle Josia lit the Chicago fire

[00:03:32] Ran off to Hawaii with the O'Leary cow

[00:03:32] Which his loving wife resented

[00:03:32] And there upon invented

[00:03:32] A rolling pin that strikes and then says pow

[00:03:32] And I'm the result of the twisted eugenics

[00:03:32] Of this family of inbred schizophrenics

[00:03:32] The end of a long long line of bats

[00:03:32] I design women's hats

[00:03:32] I'm Anatole of Paris

[00:03:32] I shriek with chic, my hat of the week

[00:03:32] 'Cause 6 divorces, 3 runaway horses

[00:03:32] I'm Anatole of Paris

[00:03:32] The hats I sell make husbands yell

[00:03:32] "Is that a hat or a two room flat?"

[00:03:32] Let me get my paw

[00:03:32] On a little piece of straw and viola

[00:03:32] A chapeau, at 60 bucks a throw

[00:03:32] It's how I pull and chew on it

[00:03:32] The little things I do on it

[00:03:32] Like placing yards of lacing

[00:03:32] Or a bicycle built for two on it

[00:03:32] The little ones, the big ones

[00:03:32] The sat on by a pig ones

[00:03:32] The foolish ones that perch

[00:03:32] And the ghoulish ones that lurch

[00:03:32] The one called whiskey sour

[00:03:32] Designed for the cocktail hour

[00:03:32] A little snip, a potato chip

[00:03:32] And a trifle off the Eiffel Tower

[00:03:32] I'm Anatole of Paris, I must design

[00:03:32] I'm just like wine, I go to your head

[00:03:32] Give me thread and the needle

[00:03:32] I itch, I twitch to stitch

[00:03:32] I'm a glutton for cutting

[00:03:32] For putting with a button

[00:03:32] To snip and pluck, nip and tuck

[00:03:32] Fix and trim, plan the brim

[00:03:32] Tote that barge, lift that bail

[00:03:32] And why do I sew each new chapeau

[00:03:32] With a style they most look positively grim in

[00:03:32] Strictly between us, entre-nous, I hate women