《Spam》歌词

[00:00:05] Spam - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:11] Spam in the place where I live (Ham and Pork)

[00:00:16] Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it

[00:00:21] Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)

[00:00:25] Really makes a darned good sandwich anyway you slice it at all

[00:00:29] If you're running low, go to the store.

[00:00:32] Carry some money to help you buy more

[00:00:36] The tab is going to open the can

[00:00:41] The can is there to hold in the Spam

[00:00:45] Spam on the table at home (ham and pork)

[00:00:49] Think about selection; are there differnt flavors?

[00:00:53] Spam in my office at work (it's the best)

[00:00:58] Think about the stuff it's made from- wonder if it's mystery meat

[00:01:02] If you need a spoon, keep one around

[00:01:06] Carry a thermos to help wash it down

[00:01:10] Now if there's some left, don't just throw it out

[00:01:14] Use it for spackle or bathroom grout

[00:01:19] Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)

[00:01:23] Think of expiration- better read the label

[00:01:27] Spam- breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)

[00:01:32] Think about the way it's pre-cooked- wonder if I'll just eat it cold

[00:01:54] Now once you start in you can't put it down

[00:01:56] Don't leave it sitting, or it'll turn brown

[00:02:00] The key is going to open the tin

[00:02:04] The tin is there to keep the Spam in

[00:02:08] Oh, Spam (Spam!)

[00:02:10] Ham and pork

[00:02:13] Think about nutrition- wonder what's inside it

[00:02:17] Spam (spam!)

[00:02:19] It's the best

[00:02:22] Really makes a darned good sandwich any way you slice it

[00:02:27] Spam in the place where I live (have some more)

[00:02:30] Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie (let's eat!)

[00:02:34] Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)

[00:02:38] Think about the way is processed- wonder if it's some kind of meat

[00:02:43] Spam in the back of my car

[00:02:46] Spam anyplace that you are

[00:03:00] Oh, Spam!