《Mrs. Claus’ Kimono》歌词

[00:00:00] Mrs. Claus' Kimono - Drive-By Truckers

[00:00:19] I'm a sinister elf with a sinister plan

[00:00:25] Santa's little helper with too much time on my hands

[00:00:29] He's got a fine looking wife for such an old man

[00:00:34] I can see her looking at me when there is no one else around

[00:00:49] And I'm countin' down the days to December 24th

[00:00:55] The old man's in his sleigh I am sneakin' in the backdoor

[00:00:59] She asks if I know what the candy cane is for

[00:01:04] While he's slidin' down the chimney I'll be coming back for more

[00:01:19] Not really worried 'bout the old man finding out

[00:01:24] 'Cause me and rudolph worked the whole thing out

[00:01:28] That was not about vengeance or anything like that

[00:01:33] I just want a little sex and the old man off my back

[00:01:48] Rudy's out for blood 'cause he hates the fat old man

[00:01:53] 'Cause he caught him in the stables with his fat little hands

[00:01:58] On a female reindeer he likes named Wynona

[00:02:03] The last thing that he wants to see is Santa on her

[00:02:27] So we're loadin' up the toy sack with h****n and crack

[00:02:31] We sent Santa off to Georgia and he ain't coming back

[00:02:36] And we call up an evil green grinch to tell him Santa's holding

[00:02:41] Now have him on the chain gang and the electric chair the electric chair

[00:02:56] And there'll be a happy ending all you girls and all you boys

[00:03:00] There won't be no more Santa there won't be no more toys

[00:03:05] There'll be no stoppin' Rudy and Wynona

[00:03:11] And I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono

[00:03:15] I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono

[00:03:20] I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono

[00:03:25] I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono

[00:03:30] Merry Christmas