《I Lost On Jeopardy》歌词

[00:00:00] I Lost On Jeopardy - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:17] I was there to match my intellect on national TV

[00:00:25] Against a plumber and an architect both with a ph D

[00:00:33] I was tense I was nervous

[00:00:38] I guess it just wasn't my night

[00:00:42] Art fleming gave the answers

[00:00:46] Oh but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight

[00:00:50] I lost on jeopardy

[00:00:53] Baby

[00:00:55] Oooh

[00:00:59] I lost on jeopardy

[00:01:01] Baby

[00:01:04] Oooh

[00:01:07] Well I knew I was in trouble now

[00:01:12] My hope of winning sank

[00:01:16] 'Cause I got the daily double now

[00:01:21] And then my mind went blank

[00:01:24] I took potpourri for one hundred

[00:01:28] And then my head started to spin

[00:01:33] Well I'm givin' up Don pardo

[00:01:37] Just tell me now what I didn't win

[00:01:40] Yeah yeah

[00:01:41] I lost on jeopardy

[00:01:44] Baby

[00:01:46] Oooh

[00:01:50] I lost on jeopardy

[00:01:52] Baby

[00:01:55] Oooh

[00:02:00] That's right al-you lost

[00:02:02] And let me tell what you didn't win

[00:02:05] A twenty-Volume set of the encyclopedia international

[00:02:07] A case of turtle wax and a

[00:02:09] Year's supply of rice-a-roni

[00:02:11] The san francisco treat But that's not all

[00:02:14] You also made yourself look like a jerk

[00:02:17] In front of millions of people And

[00:02:19] You brought shame and disgrace on your family name

[00:02:21] For generations to come

[00:02:23] You don't get to come back tomorrow

[00:02:25] You don't even get a lousy copy of our

[00:02:27] Home game You're a complete loser

[00:02:32] Don't know what I was thinkin' of

[00:02:36] I guess I just wasn't too bright

[00:02:41] Well I sure hope I do better

[00:02:45] Next weekend on the price is right-ight-ight

[00:02:49] I lost on jeopardy

[00:02:52] Baby

[00:02:54] Oooh

[00:02:58] I lost on jeopardy

[00:03:00] Baby

[00:03:03] Oooh

[00:03:06] I lost on jeopardy

[00:03:09] Baby