《The Window Cleaner (No. 2)》歌词

[00:00:00] The Window Cleaner (No. 2) - George Formby

[00:00:09] You've heard about my capers

[00:00:11] When windows I've to clean

[00:00:14] Now I'd like to tell you

[00:00:16] Of a few more things I've seen

[00:00:18] I've seen miss thompson in her flat

[00:00:21] Take off her shoes her coat and hat

[00:00:23] I've seen her take off more than that

[00:00:26] When I'm cleaning windows

[00:00:28] At a ladies school I call

[00:00:30] And One girl flirts with me and all

[00:00:33] What I'm insured in case I fall

[00:00:35] When I'm cleaning windows

[00:00:37] All day up this ladder I'm as busy as can be

[00:00:42] It's not my fault I see a lot

[00:00:44] Of things I shouldn't see

[00:00:47] To overcrowded flats I've been

[00:00:49] Sixteen in one bed I've seen

[00:00:51] With a lodger tucked up in between

[00:00:54] When I'm cleaning windows

[00:00:56] Old soldiers never die they say

[00:00:59] Now I don't want to pass away

[00:01:01] I kick the bucket every day

[00:01:04] When I'm cleaning windows

[00:01:06] Through working at such dizzy heights

[00:01:08] I dream about my job at night

[00:01:11] I polish my wife's thin gummy tights

[00:01:13] And think I'm cleaning windows

[00:01:16] All day up this ladder I'm as busy as can be

[00:01:20] It's not my fault I see a lot of things I shouldn't see

[00:01:25] The newlyweds at number six

[00:01:27] Somehow the curtains they can't fix

[00:01:30] They play some lovely parlour tricks

[00:01:32] When I'm cleaning windows

[00:01:35] Now lots of girls I've had to jilt

[00:01:37] For they admire the way I'm built

[00:01:39] It's a good job I don't wear a kilt

[00:01:42] When I'm cleaning windows

[00:01:44] At the coronation I'll commence to work

[00:01:47] Where crowds are very dense

[00:01:49] And let me stand for eighteen pence

[00:01:51] Instead of cleaning windows

[00:01:54] And All day up this ladder I'm as busy as can be

[00:01:59] It's not my fault I see a lot of things I shouldn't see

[00:02:04] At eight o'clock a girl she wakes

[00:02:06] At five past eight a bath she takes

[00:02:08] At ten past eight my ladder breaks

[00:02:11] When I'm cleaning windows