《Yoda》歌词

[00:00:00] Yoda - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:08] I met him in a swamp down in dagoba

[00:00:10] Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

[00:00:16] S o d a soda

[00:00:20] I saw the little runt sitting there on a log

[00:00:22] I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda

[00:00:28] Y o d a yoda

[00:00:30] Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:00:40] Well i've been around but i ain't never seen

[00:00:43] A guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green

[00:00:46] Oh my yoda

[00:00:49] Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:00:53] Well i'm not dumb but i can't understand

[00:00:55] How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand

[00:00:58] Oh my yoda

[00:01:00] Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:01:13] Well i left home just a week before

[00:01:16] And i've never ever been a jedi before

[00:01:19] But obi wan he set me straight of course

[00:01:22] He said go to yoda and he'll show you the force

[00:01:25] Well i'm not the kind that would argue with ben

[00:01:28] So it looks like i'm gonna start all over again

[00:01:31] With my yoda

[00:01:33] Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:01:41] Yoda

[00:01:42] Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:01:55] So i used the force

[00:01:58] I picked up a box

[00:02:01] I lifted some rocks

[00:02:04] While i stood on my head

[00:02:07] Well i won't forget what yoda said

[00:02:10] He said luke stay away from the darker side

[00:02:13] And if you start to go astray let the force be your guide

[00:02:16] Oh my yoda

[00:02:18] Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:02:22] I know darth vader's really got you annoyed

[00:02:25] But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed

[00:02:28] Oh my yoda

[00:02:30] Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:02:34] Well i heard my friends really got in a mess

[00:02:37] So i'm gonna have to leave yoda i guess

[00:02:40] But i know that i'll be coming back some day

[00:02:43] I'll be playing this part 'till i'm old and gray

[00:02:46] The long-term contract that i had to sign

[00:02:49] Says i'll be making me movies till the end of time

[00:02:52] With my yoda

[00:02:54] Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:03:02] Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:03:10] Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:03:19] Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:03:28] Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:03:37] Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

[00:03:46] Yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda