《And I’m a Mormon》歌词

[00:00:01] And I'm a Mormon - Eleventyseven

[00:00:10] I'm best friends with optimus prime

[00:00:14] The godfather of the cylon hybrid child

[00:00:18] I ride my bicycle to work

[00:00:21] And I've never been a jerk

[00:00:22] I've got a spare umbrella every time it's storming

[00:00:27] And I'm a mormon

[00:00:31] Well when Luke went down to take out the death star

[00:00:35] He flipped that targetting computer on

[00:00:39] I was the voice inside his head saying

[00:00:42] Use the force instead

[00:00:44] I taught green day to live without warning

[00:00:48] And I'm a mormon

[00:00:52] Well your faith has been around for centuries

[00:00:57] But mine just put my family on TV

[00:01:01] Yeah I'm similar to you

[00:01:03] Just a little more improved

[00:01:06] Yeah the life I lead's the one you've always wanted

[00:01:10] And I'm a mormon

[00:01:14] When it was looking like all hope was lost

[00:01:18] I captured all of Al Qaeda inside a pokeball

[00:01:23] Yeah this might be big of me

[00:01:25] Man I love polygamy

[00:01:27] Oh I really wish that kind of thing was normal

[00:01:31] 'Cause I'm a mormon

[00:01:35] And when aliens invaded the planet

[00:01:40] And we didn't know if we would survive

[00:01:44] It was will smith and me fighting for humanity

[00:01:48] Yeah our popup ads are anything but boring

[00:01:53] And I'm a mormon

[00:01:57] Well your faith has been around for centuries

[00:02:01] But mine just put my family on TV

[00:02:05] Yeah I'm similar to you

[00:02:08] Just a little more improved

[00:02:10] Yeah the life I lead's the one you've always wanted

[00:02:14] And I'm a mormon

[00:02:18] I'm just as middle class and happy as can be

[00:02:23] Maybe you've seen my commercials on TV

[00:02:27] Having faith is so much fun

[00:02:29] Yeah I'm telling everyone that if having your own planet is important

[00:02:35] Become a mormon

[00:02:40] Well your faith has been around for centuries

[00:02:44] But mine just put my family on TV

[00:02:48] Oh if he could just see me

[00:02:50] Joseph smith would be tickled pink

[00:02:53] I wake up to a new wife every morning

[00:02:57] And I'm a mormon