《Ringtone》歌词

[00:00:00] Ringtone - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)

[00:00:00] Once not very long ago I was respected

[00:00:05] I was popular (popular)

[00:00:07] But now I hang my head in shame

[00:00:15] My life is filled with such regret

[00:00:19] Of that mistake I can't forget

[00:00:23] And now I'll never be the same

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[00:00:41] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone

[00:00:44] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all (what was I thinking)

[00:00:50] My friends all stare at me

[00:00:52] Whenever I get a call

[00:00:58] Well everybody (everybody)

[00:01:01] Everybody (everybody)

[00:01:04] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

[00:01:11] When my phone goes off at work

[00:01:12] I look like the biggest jerk

[00:01:14] Total strangers want to slap me around

[00:01:17] When it's ringing on the terrace

[00:01:18] My neighbors get embarrassed

[00:01:19] They're beggin' me to move out of town

[00:01:23] Well it made my wife so sick

[00:01:25] She smashed my iPhone with a brick

[00:01:26] But I had it fixed and now it's just fine

[00:01:29] It's a pain I sure don't need it

[00:01:31] And I probably should delete it

[00:01:33] But for me that would be crossing the line

[00:01:35] 'Cause I hate to waste a buck 99

[00:01:39] Hey I paid good money for this Ringtone

[00:01:42] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone

[00:01:45] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all really what was I

[00:01:51] My friends all stare at me

[00:01:53] Whenever I get a call

[00:01:59] Well everybody (everybody)

[00:02:01] Everybody (everybody)

[00:02:05] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

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[00:02:36] Chinese factory workers (they hate my ringtone)

[00:02:39] Muslim women in Burqas (really hate my ringtone)

[00:02:42] Starvin' kids in Angola (they hate my ringtone)

[00:02:45] Even folks with Ebola (just hate my ringtone)

[00:02:48] All the nuns and nannies (all the welfare mothers)

[00:02:51] All the Pakistanis (all the Wayans brothers)

[00:02:54] Everyone on the land Everyone on the sea

[00:02:57] Every single person everywhere unanimously

[00:03:01] Everybody (everybody)

[00:03:03] Everybody (everybody)

[00:03:07] Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my

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