《Auntie Maggie’s Remedy》歌词

[00:00:00] Auntie Maggie's Remedy - George Formby

[00:00:08] Now there's all sorts of medicines that you can buy

[00:00:12] No matter what ailment you've got

[00:00:16] But I know a special one you ought to try

[00:00:19] You'll find it's the best of the lot

[00:00:23] It's my auntie Maggies home made remedy it's guaranteed never to fail

[00:00:31] That's the stuff that will do the trick

[00:00:34] It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick

[00:00:38] Now if you've got lumbago rheumatics or gout

[00:00:42] Or a pain in your Robert E Lee

[00:00:46] Don't kick up a shindy you'll never get windy with auntie Maggies remedy

[00:00:53] If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning

[00:00:57] You're bound to wake up I'll agree

[00:01:01] But I'll bet you by heaven you'll wake up at seven

[00:01:05] With my auntie Maggies remedy

[00:01:08] Oh my auntie Maggies home made remedy it's guaranteed never to fail

[00:01:16] That's the stuff that will do the trick

[00:01:20] It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick

[00:01:23] In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake

[00:01:27] My intentions were honest you see

[00:01:31] She shouted with laughter I know what you're after

[00:01:35] It's my auntie Maggies remedy

[00:02:08] Oh my auntie Maggies home made remedy it's guaranteed never to fail

[00:02:16] That's the stuff that will do the trick

[00:02:20] It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick

[00:02:24] Now I know a girl who was putting on weight

[00:02:27] In a spot where it just shouldn't be

[00:02:31] So I said to Nellie now you rub your ankle with auntie Maggies remedy

[00:02:37] Now you rub your ankle with auntie Maggies remedy