《Mr. Bake-O(Explicit)》歌词

[00:00:00] Mr. Bake-O (Album Version) - Adam Sandler

[00:00:14] I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV

[00:00:21] It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see

[00:00:27] I just lit some crazy a** sh*t

[00:00:33] That my friend overnight mailed to me

[00:00:38] I'm f**king wasted

[00:00:44] It's the best sh*t I ever tasted

[00:00:51] I think they f**king laced it

[00:00:56] 'Cause I'm so d**n lambasted

[00:01:06] Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe

[00:01:12] I told him he better go easy

[00:01:14] With this sh*t but he didn't believe the hype

[00:01:19] He sparked three bows just to show he could take it

[00:01:25] Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked

[00:01:30] He's f**king wasted

[00:01:36] It's the best sh*t he ever tasted

[00:01:42] He's lost in f**king spaced

[00:01:48] 'Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted

[00:01:55] Oh I spent the last two hours

[00:02:00] Hiding under my bed

[00:02:03] 'Cause I looked in the garbage can

[00:02:05] And I think I saw my uncle louie's head

[00:02:08] I'm f**king wasted

[00:02:16] Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face

[00:02:23] The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place

[00:02:30] He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak

[00:02:36] He looked at the two of us and he started to speak

[00:02:41] I'm f**king wasted

[00:02:47] It's the best sh*t I've ever tasted

[00:02:53] My brain's been erased

[00:02:58] Well f**king fried

[00:03:07] Now I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat

[00:03:14] I wanted a pizza the bird said pepperoni would be sweet

[00:03:21] Delivery guy showed up four hours later handed me his shoe

[00:03:28] I said we ordered pizza buddy what the hell's up with you

[00:03:32] I'm f**king wasted

[00:03:38] It's the best sh*t I ever f**king tasted

[00:03:44] Oh f**king sh*t

[00:03:50] I'm way too baked