《One More Minute》歌词

[00:00:00] One More Minute - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:19] Well i heard that you're leavin' leavin'

[00:00:25] Gonna leave me far behind so far behind

[00:00:31] 'Cause you found a brand new lover

[00:00:36] You decided that i'm not your kind aahh

[00:00:42] So i pulled i pulled your name out name out of my rolodex oohh

[00:00:48] And i tore all your pictures in two

[00:00:54] And i burned down the malt shop where we used to go

[00:01:01] Just because it reminds me of you dippity dippity doo

[00:01:07] That's right that's right you ain't gonna see me cryin'

[00:01:13] I'm glad i'm glad that you found somebody new

[00:01:19] 'Cause i'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass

[00:01:25] Than spend one more minute with you

[00:01:33] I guess i might seem kinda bitter

[00:01:38] You got me feeling down in the dumps

[00:01:44] 'Cause i'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love

[00:01:50] And i have to use the self-service pumps

[00:01:56] Oh so honey let me help you with that suitcase

[00:02:03] You ain't you ain't gonna break my heart in two

[00:02:09] 'Cause i'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face

[00:02:15] Than spend one more minute with you

[00:02:22] I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

[00:02:28] Than watch you going out with other men

[00:02:36] I'd rather slam my fingers in a door yah

[00:02:40] Again and again and again and again and again

[00:02:44] Oh can't you see what i'm tryin' to say darlin'

[00:02:47] I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches leeches

[00:02:52] Shove an icepick under a toenail or two

[00:02:58] I'd rather clean all the bathroom

[00:03:01] In grand central station with my tongue

[00:03:05] Than spend one more minute with you

[00:03:10] Yes i'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks

[00:03:17] Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue

[00:03:23] I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled

[00:03:27] With double-edged razor blades

[00:03:30] Than spend one more minute with you

[00:03:36] I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands

[00:03:40] And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till i die

[00:03:48] Than spend one more minute with you