《Buy Me A Condo》歌词

[00:00:01] Buy Me A Condo - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:17] Gonna buy me a condo

[00:00:19] Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

[00:00:22] Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

[00:00:23] Get a wallet full 'o credit cards

[00:00:28] I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

[00:00:35] I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

[00:00:40] Wo used to live in Jamaica But I don't live dere no more

[00:00:47] Had to change me lifestyle

[00:00:50] Do t'ings I never done before

[00:00:52] So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman

[00:00:56] Living in dis American town

[00:00:59] Gonna sell me Bob Marley records

[00:01:01] Gonna get me some Jackson Browne

[00:01:05] I gonna buy me a condo

[00:01:08] Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

[00:01:11] Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

[00:01:14] And get a wallet full 'o credit cards eh

[00:01:17] I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

[00:01:22] I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

[00:01:29] Wo gonna cut off me dreadlocks

[00:01:32] T'row away all me ganja

[00:01:34] I'll have a tupperware party

[00:01:38] Maybe join me a health spa

[00:01:42] I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits

[00:01:44] And a microwave oven too

[00:01:47] Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque

[00:01:53] Gonna buy me a condo

[00:01:56] Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

[00:01:59] Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

[00:02:02] Get a wallet full 'o credit cards oh

[00:02:06] I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

[00:02:11] I get a funny little T-shirt wit' de alligator on

[00:02:18] Ain't gonna work in de field no more

[00:02:21] Gonna be Amway distributor

[00:02:23] Ain't gonna work in de field no more (no no)

[00:02:27] Gonna be Amway distributor

[00:02:28] (Ja) Ja ja ja life is so very hard

[00:02:36] I need a (ja) ja ja ja jacuzi in me back yard

[00:02:41] Oh I gonna buy me a condo

[00:02:45] Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

[00:02:48] Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

[00:02:51] Get a wallet full 'o credit cards eh

[00:02:54] I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

[00:02:59] I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

[00:03:05] What'd you say

[00:03:06] I gonna buy me a condo

[00:03:09] I gonna buy me a Cuisinart

[00:03:12] Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

[00:03:15] Get a wallet full 'o credit cards oh

[00:03:18] I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

[00:03:24] I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

[00:03:29] What'd you say

[00:03:30] I gonna buy me a condo

[00:03:33] Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

[00:03:36] Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

[00:03:40] And get a wallet full 'o credit cards oh

[00:03:42] I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

[00:03:46] I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on